Tiger "Well after I won my 3rd Masters in a row, I realized i was the master of all these black bitchs."
Jenny "Mr. Woods.... You are black though."
Tiger "Fuck you. Bitch. I will kill you if you ever call me black again."
Jenny "Isn't that sweet audience?"
Audience "Awwww!"
Tiger pulls out a burning cross from his pocket like all the KKK memebers can and starts attacking people.
Tiger "Thanks Jenny, you've been a real help."
Jenny Jones explodes.
Audience "Awww!"
~~~Commerical~~~
Rikki "Hello, and welcome back to Rikki Lake. Our special guest today is Ronald McDonald.
He was acused as a rapist when he masturbated into the "special sauce" but he claims that is what
made the special sauce, special."
Ronald "Well people say I masturbated into the sauce , but I think They masturbated into the sauce.
You are all the crazy ones. Where the hell is Jenny Jones, this is sposed to be Jenny Jones you
stupid bitch."
Rikki "Gotta go."
Rikki Lake runs to her 1982 Yugo and trys to drive off, but the car explodes because it's a peice of shit.
Jenny "I masturbate."
Ronald "Ok. No. Stop. That's just sick. Stop now... Didn't you die?"
Jenny "I remember when I was a little boy... jerking cows off.... then swallowing my own sperm."
Tiger pulls another cross out that has the real life Mike Tyson on it and begins to beat Jenny with it.
Mike "Monica Lewinsky did not give me, Bill Cliton, oral or anal pleasure."
Police "Then why does her dress have your sperm on it?"
Mike "That's not my sperm, that's the special Big Mac sauce."
Turkey "gobble"
Bryan "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
We will be back in a moment.
~~~Commercial~~~
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Jenny "WHORE!"
Rikki "Now Jen, can I call you Jen?"
Jenny "No."
Rikki "Ok Jen, that's nice. Now I heard you give great head. Is that true?"
Bill Cliton "Yes, yes it is Rikki."
Hillary Cliton "I eat pussy."
Rikki "Don't we all?"
A space ship comes and attacks Rikki Lake, turning her into Rikki Martin.
Rikki "I'm livin' la viva loco. I love coooock cock cock, when it's rammed in my ass."
Dr. Evil "Right..."
Tiger "Man, that shits wack."
Bill "I have a very large proboner."
Dr. Dre "Wickky Wickky wack yo yo yoz. Iz da docta in da house."
So I began to wack off.
Jerry Springer "Now Rikki, if you try to attack anyone my bald headed security guard will shove his crotch in your face, choking you with his masculinity while doing so."
Jerry pauses.
Jerry "Is it true that you allowed Dr. Dre to lick your cum off of your ass?"
Rikki "My cock is devil red, it's skins the color of mocca. I will beat it out. I'm livin' la viva loco."
Shawn Conerey "The day is mine!"
Jerry "How the hell did you get here?"
Shawn "Shuck it Jerry. Shuck long. Shuck it hard."
Jerry "Osama thank you for joining us on the show."
Osama Bin Laden "Tank you jarry. I loov yooo."
Jerry "Now you realize when you leave this building you will be brutially raped and beated by atleast 200 people then the cops will undoubtly anal rape you with their night sticks."
Osama "I know kung fu."
Jenny "For the last time, no you don't"
~~~Commerical~~~
Pro golfer Tiger Woods has been announced as the Grand Imperial Wizard of the KKK.
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