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U d c h a o s: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears27: Aight. U d c h a o s: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears27: I slip out of my pants, just for you, U d c h a o s. U d c h a o s: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears27: Oh, I like to play dress up. U d c h a o s: Me too baby. BritneySpears27: I kiss you softly on your chest. U d c h a o s: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears27: Hey... U d c h a o s: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears27: Funny I still don't see it. U d c h a o s: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuk of the Beyondness. BritneySpears27: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. U d c h a o s: Don't fuk with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. U d c h a o s: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears27: Don't ever message me again you piece of shiat. U d c h a o s: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. U d c h a o s: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. U d c h a o s: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. U d c h a o s: Baby? |
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sexysusan: Thats ok. Ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you. U d c h a o s: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. sexysusan: Haha, ok lets go. sexysusan: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck. U d c h a o s: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. sexysusan: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on. sexysusan: I start unbuttoning your shirt. U d c h a o s: Rhinoceruses don't were shirts. sexysusan: No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. U d c h a o s: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fuking charge your ass. sexysusan: Stop, c'mon be serious. U d c h a o s: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. U d c h a o s: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. sexysusan: Thats it. U d c h a o s: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. U d c h a o s: Goddam am I hard now. |
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QT-Pie:Hey Udchaos:whats goin on QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you? Udchaos: Udchaos. Wanna cyber? QT-Pie:what does that mean? Udchaos:what are you wearing? QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans. Jdogg:Garter belt? QT-Pie:Ummm...no. Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not? QT-Pie: uh, okay. Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this. Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your stink from here. QT-Pie: WHAT?! Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg. Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dik puppet. I put on a little play. QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go. Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie: A stripe? Jdogg: I need a sandwich. QT-Pie: You're a freak. Jdogg: I was great. You loved it. |
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Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables? U d c h a o s: What like gardening an shiat? Katey69: Yeah, something like that. U d c h a o s: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out U d c h a o s: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katey69: is that it? U d c h a o s: You water your tomato patch. U d c h a o s: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) U d c h a o s: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. U d c h a o s: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. U d c h a o s: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. U d c h a o s: Damn baby your right, this shiat is HOT. Katey69... U d c h a o s: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katey69: What the fart is this madlibs? I'm outta here. U d c h a o s: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. Katey69: whatever. |
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G-Love: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears27: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears27: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. G-Love: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears27: WTF, I told you not to message me again. G-Love: Oh shiat BritneySpears27: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me fuking kiddie porn you fuk up. G-Love: Oh shiat G-Love: damn I gotta write down their names or something... |
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Mandy4u26: Yeah I'm here. U d c h a o s: You ready? Mandy4u26: Okay. U d c h a o s: I take off my trenchcoat I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my belt. Mandy4u26: Cowboy boots? U d c h a o s: WWI era trench issue boots. Mandy4u26: okay... U d c h a o s: Help me pull my boots off baby. Mandy4u26: Whats that smell? U d c h a o s: Rotting toes. Mandy4u26: Ummm... U d c h a o s: My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your eyes, and shove my tongue down your throat. Mandy4u26: ... U d c h a o s: You carress my ass, and trim my pubes...
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U d c h a o s:Your pretty funny DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx U d c h a o s:Wanna cyber? DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) DirtyKate:Who are you? U d c h a o s: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. U d c h a o s:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. U d c h a o s:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. U d c h a o s:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! U d c h a o s:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... U d c h a o s:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. <pause> DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! U d c h a o s:You can't hurry good pizza. U d c h a o s:I'm on my way now though <pause> DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. U d c h a o s:How did you know? U d c h a o s:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. U d c h a o s:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby U d c h a o s:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. U d c h a o s:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:wtf? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shiat DirtyKate:Fuk |