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* Blessed are those
who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week
with their fellow Christians - they are my best workers.
* Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked
- I can use them.
* Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they might stop going to church
- They are my missionaries.
* Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves -
They are mine forever.
* Blessed are the troublemakers - They shall be called my children.
* Blessed are those who have no time to pray - They are easy prey for me.
* Blessed are the gossipers - They are my secret agents and shall cause
strive and divisions that please me.
* Blessed are those critical of the church leadership - They shall inherit a
place with me in my fate.
* Blessed are those who are bored with the minister's mannerisms and
mistakes - They get nothing out of his sermons.
* Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church -
He is a part of the problem instead of the solution.
* Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God's work -
They are my helpers.
* Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister -
He shall be mine forever.
* Blessed are the complainers - I hear them.
* Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and
not you - I've already got you. |