Jackie Beads

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Missy, looking for the gold

 

 

 

( Active during the last 3 months )

 

 

 

 

 

 

About Me

 

 

Gender:

Woman looking for lust

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Location:

Cornhole, NY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Age:

39

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marital Status:

Keep getting left at the alter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Body Type:

Needs work

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Height:

5' 6”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eyes:

Contacts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hair:

I forgot my natural color

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ethnicity:

What’s that mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sense of Humor:

People laugh at me all the time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Social Setting:

I take to new owners easily

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TV Watching:

Anna Nicole Show

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smoking:

The rock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drinking:

Laced wine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Living Situation:

Are you finished with that box

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have Kids:

Six coat hanger’s later just one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Want (more) kids:

See above

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Education:

Hoeology

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Employment Status:

The night time is the right time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Occupation:

Lets just say that my knees are dirty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Income:

I have a few steady customers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Religion:

Scared of it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Attend Services:

Hell no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Political Views:

Once a politician stole my money

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asstrology:

Fisting is illegal in the US

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Languages:

Learned at home school

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interests:

I like men who are done in five min. or less.  I can make more that way!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I live in Cornhole, I like men who are quick and get off my…case.  I once tried out to be a “Bond girl”, blowing the producer got me no where.