This is really eye popping . . jaw dropping . . spine tingling to think that when
you send out your sales letters, you know they will be opened every time.
The biggest break through in creative Sales Letters ever. And the return
address label that guarantees your mail will be open.

The Sales Letter is a combination of 7 popular advertising methods all
rolled into one, Burma Shave Signs, Cracker Jacks, Billboards, Blimps,
and Airplane advertising, McDonald's Happy Meal, Burger King's Kid Meals
What better way to have your letter open then to offer them a toy, and a
humor signs.

Your return address will insure you that your sales letter will be open.
What more could you ask for, then to have your letter opened and have
them spring into action.

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Business Card As Your Return Address.
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In your Sales Letter Kit There will be an example of what a Business Card
should look like. You paste it where the return address goes on your Sales
Letter envelope. Be sure it a Business Card and not a label. The card alone
will get their attention. Yes! I know The Guru's tell you not to put on a
address label on, or don't put on a return address at all . . . BECAUSE you
don't want the recipient to KNOW it's a SALES LETTER.

That is about the WORST advice I think I have ever heard.The Product
or Service you are selling is your pride and joy. And the Guru's tell you
"don't let them know this is a sales letter".

By pasting this type of Business Card on the left side of your sales letter
envelope, you are assured that your sales letter will be opened FIRST,
before the rest of their mail is opened.

Remember when you were a kid, and you got a box of Cracker Jacks, with
the free toy inside? You could hardly wait to open the box and get the TOY.
Your Sales Letter with the SURPRISE inside will have the same affect. They
will be licking their chops to open your sales letter.

Can't remember when this ever happened before.

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One Line Sales Letter
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Gimmick Toys . . Gimmick Signs . .And a one Line Headline will get
your product sold. Yes, you heard me right, a One Line Sales Letter will
get your product sold.

Stop using those long 2 and 3 page sales letters, unless you are trying to
put someone to sleep. One POWER HOUSE benefit sentence is all you need.
Your HEADLINE is what will get your product or service sold.

If our gimmick toys and gimmick signs catch your eye, Smile!
But don't forget to buy . . . Gimmick Signs

Tempted to try my product ? Follow your hunch. Be "Top Banana",
not one of the bunch . . . Gimmick Signs

Others claim their product is good. But ours does what you think it should. Gimmick Signs

This is all I'm going to tell you now. So go to the ORDER PAGE and PLACE
your order NOW. Keep your Sales Letters in a safe place and guard them with
your life.