A man is sitting on a stool draining the last half-pint of beer from his glass.
He taps the glass on the bar to summon the barman.

Man: G G Gimme another B B B Bloody B B Beer.

The barman pours a beer for the man.

Man: C C C Cheers A A A A Asshole.

Barman: watch the language mate.

Man: F F F F Fine.

A beautiful woman walks into the bar and sits next to the stutterer.
The barman approaches her.

Barman: What can I get you?

Woman: Drunk W W Would be G G G Good. I'll have a B B B Brandy.

The barman serves her a brandy and goes back to reading the job vacancies paper.
The woman turns to the man and introduces herself.

Woman: H H Hello, D D Do you M M Mind if I S S Sit here?

Man: N N N Not at A A A All.

The woman throws her drink over the man and storms out.

Man: W W Was it S S Something I S S Said?

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