Rants. All Work by Ross Douglas.


Would you like high expolosive with that Corporate Takeaway?
I'm not a celebrity! Get me the fuck outta here!
Have you ever met The ghost of elvis?
Don't call me a wanker. I couldn't wank for a week.
Staring death in the eyes and telling him to fuck off. Charity freefall.
Neds. Slovenly little shits in backwards baseball caps the lot of 'em.
Can you open your mind and just Imagine.
Light'em if ya got'em. The evils of smoking laid bare.
A journey back in time. School Daze.
Fascism in modern society. Can i smoke? like a demon i can.
Let people know how you feel while you can. Nuclear war breaks out.
Stupid people. A warning to humanity.
Thank god for spellcheckers in this drunken letter i submitted to my bosses.
Rock N Roll. Gone but not forgotten.
I was young and stupid then. I'm older and wiser now. Yeah right!
I used to think. But now I stop when it begins to hurt.
Which government dept do I apply to?