Always drunk or high on some kind of chemical cocktail. Wrote poetry before he met Ray Manzarek and formed The Doors.

Was arrested for public indecency.

Proclaimed to be both the Lizard King and Mr Mojo Risin.
Came back from the dead to star in "Waynes World 2" was reportedly drunk during filming. thus explaining his bad impersonation of himself.
Played inside leg for Gloustershire Cricket Club during the second test at edgebaston.
Was Bowled by Caddick and caught by police inspector Ivor bigcok.
Spends his time partying with Jimmy Hoffa and Sammy Davis Jr.
Once owned the Red Baron's Flight helmet and wore it when it got cold out.
Was the first person to circumnavigate the globe in a Jim Beam Bottle. equipped with only a Swiss army knife and a pair of blue satin boxer shorts.

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