Supernovas of consciousness


Bob Marley.
Musician.

Jah! Rastafari!
Bob Marley was a legend in his own time, this musician done more good than he realised. even now at this time in our evolution joints all around the world are being smoked as Bob weaves his magic through the stereo.

Likes; Herb.
Dislikes; Not having Herb.

Was named Best actor for his part in gone with the wind.
Is reputed to have been at the famous hollywood party at which Marilyn Monroe did a line up of all 400 guests. male and female.
Once ate an entire all night shops stock of kit kats while voicing his universal belief that the world was created by two tuna fish sandwhiches being left out in the sun.


Ghandi.
Nappy wearers of the world unite.

Little baldy-headed-glasses-wearing-peace-loving guy done good in this rags to, well, more rags but better airmiles, story.

Likes; Bringing the british empire to it's knees with nothing more than a little salt and a lot of determination.
Dislikes; The British Empire (retd)

Has Won Mr Universe nine times.
Tried LSD with Timothy Leary
can carry thirty times his own weight in his mandibles whilst avoiding anteaters and collared peccarys.
Retired to advertise Gillette razors and shaving cream.
Was a side show attraction at the russian circus for two months. was a talking coconut at the knock-em-down.
Worked as a shelf in the BBC while waiting on his big break. Was used for storing shelved Doctor who episodes including "Davros and The Doctor" A story which involved Davros and Dr Who ingesting wild Skaro mushrooms and spending an evening talking about wildebeasts.
Had a short lived marriage to a transexual.
Was once overheard, by my mate stevie, to have told a small beggar to "get a job you freeloading cunt"


Martin Luther King.

Played the part of willis in Different Strokes. was lesser paid than gary coleman as coleman was the "big name" on set.

Once told nancy reagan thet he'd love to "do her like a bitch" over the oval office desk while Ronnie watched while "wanking like a monkey in a safari park when a school bus goes through the enclosure."

Has the first edition cover of spiderman tatooed onto his back next to the words "whose ya daddy?"
Tried to get into the Guinness book of world records by having 50 gallons of Kool-ade pumped into his lower intestinal tract. Failed.
Tried to get into the Guinness book of world records by claiming he could jump higher than any building in the world. At the record attempt in las vegas Martin Luther King jumped four feet in height then told the judges "Now the building has to jump". Succesful due to the technicality that buildings cannot jump.

Had a Dream. Apparently. Something about black kids and white kids playing together as one. Sounds like a sleepover at Michael Jacksons ranch.



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