Supernovas of consciousness


Bruce Lee.
Ass Whupper Extraordinaire.

Rumoured by cranks (and schizophrenic kung fu fans) to be living in a Buddhist monastery after becoming disillusioned with fame and fortune.
Originator of jeet kune do style of martial artistry.
Could kick the living shit out of you in less time than it takes to say "oi slanty eyes."
Has the entire original star trek series on DVD. Rates Captain Kirk over Jean-luc Picard.
Father of Brandon Lee.
Likes; Spending time on the etheral plane. occasionally popping back to earth to walk amongst the flowers.
Dislikes; Star Trek The Next Generation.
Favorite music; Whale Song CD 2.
Favorite quote; "Be formless, shapeless....like water You put water into a cup, it becomes a cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be like water my friend."


Muhammad Ali.

Boxer.

Pound for pound the greatest ever boxer to step into a ring.
suffers from parkinsons disease.
Was born in wales during the Coal miners strike. grew up in poverty.
Once fought Goliath in an exibition match. Goliath got his head punched in.
Was the first black member of the KKKBC (Ku Klux Klan Blind Chapter). was asked very politely if he would leave. Klansmen may be blind and racist but they aint stupid.
Starred in the A team when B.A Barracus died during filming.
Started the black panther movement.
Favorite quote; "Murdoch I told you i aint going on no airplane."
Likes; flower arranging and pot pourri making on his floating island.

Tried to take over the world but was foiled by British secret agent James bond 007.
Now spends most days dribbling down his own chest.


Spike Milligan.
Just Spike.

Founding member of the Goons.
Called Prince Charles a "grovelling little bastard" on live TV.
Worked with comedy such greats as Peter Sellers, Pete N Dud and many others.
Greatest fear; Getting blown up.
Best Sketch; Pakistani Dalek sketch.
Could have won prizes for walking the line between genius and insanity.
Had more breakdowns than a beige Ford Cortina.
Almost killed life long friend Harry Secombe by allowing an anti aircraft gun fall off a cliff. "Has anyone seen a gun?" spiked is roumered to have asked. "What colour was it?" replied harry who had just avoided death by falling heavy armourments syndrome.
Spends a lot of time in heavy discussions with God on why there must be so much war, death and killing done in his name.


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