Supernovas of consciousness


Einstein.
one of the worlds greatest thinkers an inspiration to humanty in showing just how powerfull our brains are.
originator of atomic theory. wrote papers on light speed and time travel.
pays a visit to me in spirit once in a while just to check up on the racing results.
is a huge fan of valentino rossi and is often heard to say how newton wants to talk to Valentino about the laws of physics he keeps bending beyond the edge.

Enjoys seeing marilyn monroe covered in peaches in syrup every friday at about midday on the etheral plane.

Likes; the prodigy, janis joplin and megadeath.
Dislikes; Ant & Dec, Mass marketing, Pepsi, Nike and george w warmonger.
Favorite film; Life of brian.
Least favorite film; Titanic.
Favorite Writer; Kurt Vonnegut.
Favorite Insult; "Would you like me to pop your eyeball out and skull-fuck you as your kids watch?"


Jimi Hendrix.
God's Guitarist.

When Jimi plays Everyone listens. including the earth. the planet begins to hum in synchronicity with Jimi's Fender.
All around the cosmos Jimi is heard on radio waves. aliens tune in to our music to see how far we have evolved. not understanding our language but knowing what Jimi means from the raw emotion of his solo's. Likes; strawberry jam on toast, the wind in his hair, double dipped LSD squares on his Frosties.
Dislikes; Mass produced pop bands. Pete Waterman. Rik Waller. Spice girls. etc etc etc.
Visits every once in a while to discuss how best to spend the money our government spends arming little countries. is very much pissed off that the peace and love that resonated during the late 60's is now just a memory in the minds of ageing hippies and potheads the world over.
Favorite time of the day to take a shit; 3pm.
Likes; noise.
Dislikes; silence.
Favorite Insult; "what are you man? a fucking nark?"


Hunter S Thompson.
Journalist.

Writer and Inventor of "gonzo" writing.
ran for sherrif in aspen with his pledges including the renaming of the town to "Fat City" and promising that he would only ingest peyote when off duty.
got stomped by a gang of hells angels. talked football with nixon.
Likes; Big guns, Vincent Black Shadow motorcycles, drugs.
Dislikes; Democrats, republicans and anyone else that doesn't agree with him.
created a larger than life persona that singles him out to cranks the world over.
Listens to the rolling stones "Paint it black" while shooting at pictures of George W Bush.
Favorite insult; "Don't Fuck with me man, i'm Hunter Thompson and these are my friends, Smith and Wesson."

Has an open invitation to share a bottle of Johnny Walker Red label with me if he is ever in town. (i'm just covering my ass based on the above possibly slanderous words.)