Suckling at the nipples of Satan.


George W Warmonger.
Spawn of the devil.

pResident of the United States of Amerika.
War-lovin-coke-snorting-drunk-driving illiterate monkey boy.
Is a member of the Skull and bones secret society.
Likes; Stealing on a grand scale.
Invading small countries to smash up all the toys his dad sold to Saddam.
Has "business" links to the Bin Laden family. Family of terrorist Osama "bogeyman" Bin laden.
Is currently getting away with stealing an entire nations election and then using it's military might to get his rich incubus underlings more money.
Deserves to be flogged with a nettle plant on live TV whilst he watches pokers be warmed for insertion into his colon.
Single handedly managed to keep Texas from being invaded by "gooks" during the vietnam war.
Went AWOL but denies this fact. what? a president lying to cover his ass? that's a new one.
Has a birthmark on his head in the shape of 666.
when he was born all the planets were aligned in constellation Omega666.
Is nothing but a corporate puppet for daddy's friends in the oil and defense business.
In the name of freedom should be dragged from the whitehouse as soon as possible.


Tony "Puppydog" Blair.
Satans Lapdog.

Spineless, lying, ass kissing toad more interested in getting his name in the history books than helping people to overcome poverty.
Has never ever told the honest to goodness truth about anything at all. ever. not once. nada.
Is so obsessed with spin he needs to be screwed into his trousers in the morning.
Hasn't got the balls to tell George W Warmonger that people will not be sent to die, or sent to kill anyone, in his phoney war on terrorism.
Crumbles to George W Warmongers will quiker than Oscar Wilde did when he met his cell mate "bubba".
Got away with being present at a meeting revealing the name of Dr David kelly as the Leak over the "sexed up" documents detailing Iraqs WMD programme.
Is a dab hand with a brush and some paint. Whitewashing a speciality.
Has a wife so vaccuous i'm surprised gravity manages to keep her on the ground.
Has three children. Poor bastards.

*UPDATE!*
Is still in power despite the Butler inquiry saying that the government misled the public. Should be in jail for implementing the mass murder of thousands of iraqi people.

Also sucking at satans teats...
Colin powell.
Donald Rumsfeld.
Poppa Bush. (In my opinion he's the one that's pulling juniors strings.)
Condi Rice.
David Blunket.
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