Two guys are sitting at the bar, both are very drunk.

Josh: Do you reckon that there’s beer in heaven?

Glenn: Pardon?

Josh; Well I was just wondering if there was beer in heaven. ‘cos if heaven is all good things then it stands to reason beer will be available 24/7.

Glenn: Not necessarily mate.

Josh: Why not?

Glenn: Well beer is bad for you. Heaven is all good things, harps, angels, fluffy clouds and cherubs. therefore. beer will not be available in heaven.

Josh: Well in that case I'm going to hell.

Glenn: There's no beer there either.

Josh: There must be. you just said that beer is bad so it must be in hell.

Glenn: Yes beer is bad, but, you think it’s good. therefore it wont be in hell either.

Josh: (enraged) Well I’m fucked if i’m dying. (voice raised) i’m going to live forever, just you see if i don’t.

cut to heaven.
God: {big bearded guy with a sombrero on} LAST ORDERS.

cut to bar.
suddenly, Josh seizes his chest. keels over and dies.

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