Jokes That Float OUr Boats
| Redneck |
| Blonde |
| Misc |
| Family Reunion | ||
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend |
| Alabama Farmer | ||
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. |
| Top Ten Reasons you know if your a redneck or not | ||
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket. 5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday. 6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper. 7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops. 8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway. 9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby. 10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples |
| Upside Down Blonde | ||
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath |
| Blonde Nurse | ||||||||
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood.
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| A stoner stumbles out of a party... | ||||||||
A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"
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