1/19/2003
This weekend...OMG! This weekend was sooo funny, I wish that you were only there to see it all. Most of the jokes that happened were on Sat. 'cause Sat is the longest. So I'll try to explain every joke in detail 'cause you might not understand, and if you don't think it's funny I guess you could call it one of those "you had to be there" momants.
So lets see. Black Chris is a very funny guy, and he's black (incase you didn't get that..lol). Anyway, all of a sudden the room we were sitting in all of the lights went out. The next thing you hear is "Don't worry I'm right here!" from black chris. Then you hear, "Chirs smile, we can't find you!" Well after a few minutes the lights came back on and one of the kids came in and siad "If the lights go out, you can use this." And in his hands was a lantern. So Mike put it on a table on the stage behind him. Now have you ever seen those figures on front lawns, of the little balck boy holding the lantern? Well Chris, grinning from ear to ear, runs up to the stange, picks up the lantern, and stands like the little black boy (rofl). Well a few minutes later, in the room were the three black instructors. So Chirs without second guessing, got up, walk over to them, grabbed a chair and sat down next to the others. We all started to laugh, and then you hear "The neighborhood is here!" Which sent us into more laughing (we were in seacaus). Another thing that was funny, was that Adam's ass crack was showing, and Anthony and Chris were asking me to show my ass crack intstead of seeing his. Well Anthony decided to whip out his valve oil, and poor it down Adam's crack. All of a sudden you hear a loud yelp from Adam, and Anthony fell off of his chair laughing. Ed passed around a piece of paper for everyone to sign and he started out with the bari line (big mistake). The guys wrote their name, a fake age, their gender and something like single, or something like that. Black Chris writes "Chris F, 17, white male, virgin, single." Ed read all of them out loud it was the funniest thing ever. I know there were deffently more things, but most of you guys wouldn't understand them 'cause you have to know about the past years and know the people to understand.
Today wasn't as fun, but there were still some intresting jokes going on, more of those "you have to know the person to get it" jokes. But our drum line is mad tight! and we are going to kick major ass this season, I can't wait!! My arms are killin me, so i really can't wait..I'm going to get all pumped. At the end of practice, the drum line was like "Hey, can we hear you guys play the cord progrssion?" And so we did..first soft, then in the middle, then really fuckin loud!!! The drummers were sitting right in front of the horn line, and they were like "OMG!!!" and cheered! and clapped! and *sigh* it was just soooo cool!!
I'm out..not much left
Peace
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