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The Perfect Plan

The idea for the perfect plan came from a combination of movies and ideas. It came from the idea of rolling the whole youth group over the summer and from the movies "The Perfect Score", and "Gone in 60 Secs" Thats is were the idea's came from but there was much more planning involved then u would expect. Me and my associates lil Billy, Legolas, LowRoller, and Lil Pimpin Jq all played parts we all supplied toliet paper and gas money. Billy and myself drove over 160 miles just to scout out all of the houses one week before the plan was to commence. Lil Billy and myself looked up addresses and found all of the people who we were to "Roll" The plans were carefully sorted and sorted again. We spent 8 hours finding and Tp'ing each house there was a list on each persons house showing that you were loved and all of the others who were loved and blessed with numerouse amounts of Toliet tissue. We figured it out at 155 rolls with 5 rolls a house we hit 31 houses in one night including Pastor Jason Byars and Rev. Ron Woods As our hearts drop every time we saw a cop we never got pulled over (seeing how we were breaking curfew with 155 rolls of TP in the back seat.) At one time the person behind us was pulled over and at the sight of the lights all hearts in the car stopped at the same moment. Out of all the houses not one person caught us.Even when we rolled Pastor Woods house a 6 am with the kitchen lights on in broad day light.

In the end, we traveled a total of 390 miles in 8 hrs, rolling each house in about 60secs.

-Rolling, Its a love thing

"W"

2/20

Well new news it the Perfect Plan section! As the final house was rolled 4 the Perfect Plan, it was only the begining of a soon coming constant attack of peep who whant revenge. The first retaliation occured from none other than the seniors of the uth group. I guess Anthony, Steven, Johnathan and Dustin had to try to show who was really boss of the uth group. It is ironic, however, that they were drivin away by a little 8th grader w/ a hose. LOL. Then again my dad was there too an he had some fun with the whole thing also... As this group tried to buy supplies for the evning's activities from wal-mart lil Billy an i spoted them. They were buyin bird seed and forks. The only thing they had to say was that they were buying it for their friends who likes to garden. The only thing i have to say to that is that we were just tryin to help out w/ the water, plants don't grow w/o water so we gave 'em a little waterin'LOL. Well as soon as we saw them we knew what was up so we sped to lil Billy's an called the rest of the crew to warn them. Armed an ready each house was well gaurded. They chose to hit our my house at about 2am but were in 4 a surprise when they got there.

First they were attacked by JQ w/ the water hose wich drove them off 4 a time. During the following hour they regrouped and decide to goin and just do it. They ran right in the face of danger (my sis w/ a hose, thats danger) and seeded my yard. No time 4 forks tho lol. Some how in the confusion my dad ended up tackling Anthony an then diving into Johnathan's car to steal the keys. (Dang my dad is crazy, i wish i was there to see that) He does so successfully but Johnathan happen to park on some1's foot. This part is really weird an i don't have a clue how thiis could have happened, but the car was on some one's foot so my dad gave the keys back. (to be nce an all) any way soon after i guess they fled the scene never to return. HAHAHa. It only took about 15 min to suck p all the bird seep w/ a blower in reverse. But seeds are kinda cruel. There is no way i got all those up an that stuff will kill a yard. I wonder what kind of plant thats gonna grow. Any way i guess they had success, but not w/o a price. Good try guys but i thik the lower classmen still rule, till we're seniors of course, lol.

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