Wackoman in the house, X-men and M2B-men (whateva we're called)! I'm here to show the new kiddies the ropes. Like my bro Fireball here, how to get his homework done right.
You know we don't have real powers, but we have to powers inside, men! Stand straight and pay me your attention. We're here to teach you about what you will have to go through as M2B trainees.
I tell you kiddies out there, this is the best site in history of webkind