"I hate everybody" - Chris²...gf

    Chris² and his sidekick, the 92 OLDsmobile Cutlass Cruiser are CHEATERS! Anybody that knows Chris² knows that he cheats. He cheats when he drives, climbs walls, digs, and walks. Oh and he cheats when he's awake. At first everyone thought he was some super technologically advanced guru, robot, type thing, but if you look closely you will be convinced that he is nothing more than a..."cheater!" 

Name: Chris²

Location: A twisted evil fortress overlooking the lake

Pet peeves: Being ignored, Joey the kangaroo(Pic), ice cream that melts, and books that include fewer than 30 pictures.

Favorite type of Kangaroo: Jeff, the field kangaroo that helps Chris out when he's lost or has a deep thought. (Picture)

What other people or Chris², himself have to say about "him²" - 

"This was a good shirt!! Dammit Ryan this was a good shirt!!" - Chris² talking to Ryan

"stop looking at that fence like you want to dig under it, and jump over it" - Cory

"I don't hate everyone?" "yes you do and I'm gonna put it in your profile" "NO your not!" "yes I am" " dude I hate you!" - Chris² overseeing the profile being written

If you know Chris² and want to say something about him email jumpoffastool@yahoo.com

"Got it! i dont hate Jeff!" - Chris²

"Jeff said you creep him out" - Chris

"Fuck! I hate that damn Kangaroo!" - Chris²

"its ok you just cant help it" - Chris