"tnemmoc on" - Paul

    Paul is 4.8 ft tall and continually says "I'm not vertically challenged I'm just short." He used to live in Minneapolis when he was 12 3/4 yrs old then moved to escape the treachery of sidewalks.  He  has a dog that he claims "will mess you up," sadly no ones ever witnessed this. 

Name: Paul

Location: lives in almost the same neighborhood as Chris the only difference is about a mile and pauls neighbors have altered the appropriate speed limit down to bicycle speed.

Pet Peeves: tall people, people his height, people in general, and Popsicle sticks.

favorite animal: the one that is fluffy and skinny and can release superpowers and its prey. Picture

* What other people have said about "Paul" -

"I don't know who your talking about" - Klahanie Security

"Isn't he the little guy?" - co worker

"mabye if he was taller he'd be sorta cool but he's just so short. - Jeff

"what is that kid?, 4.8 ft tall?" - some guy that got his groceries taken out by paul

If you know Paul and want to say something about him email jumpoffastool@yahoo.com