"I am a psycho" - Cory

Cory's a crazy mo fo who will mess you up bad.  He was first caught on tape scootering off of Bob's dock, since then he's done participated other water related lollygaging, skateboarding, and other random holabalue including the "Hat Snatch."

Name: Cory

Location: lives near 4 to many cows. Doesn't live in an area with a name. 

Pet Peeves: sentences that don't rhyme, goats that can ring door bells, and the Quadratic formula.

favorite animal: iguana's that originate from Michigan (?)

*What other people have said about "Cory" -

"He stepped on my toe!" - some old guy

"Sometimes I think he thinks he's black or possibly canadian or somethin" - Chris

"HE SUCKS!" - The writer of this profile

"I dunno cory's always whining about some damn goat that like rings his doorbell or some shit" - Nieghbor

If you know Cory and want to say something about him email jumpoffastool@yahoo.com