"The worst they can do is place a citizens arrest on us." - Chris
Chris owns a Hockey Table, and because of this he feels that he's better than people with pool tables for example, "Ryan." Creating FO with John back in middle School, he has caused ruckuses' for over 4yrs for the Federal Offence Project, produced a demo for the never completed FO Show, came up with multiple ideas and produced them, and is working on the new movie Jump Off A Stool with an entirely new group. (with the 1 exception of Paul)
Name: Chris
Location: Lives in a community that is trying to pursue becoming there own city. (WTF?)
Pet Peeves: Penguins not living in Washington due to there lack of karma, messquitos that are to pussy to bite him during the day so they wait till he's helpless and sleeping, time machines existing in "Back To The Future" but not in real life.
Favorite use of snow: running over snowmen that have been systematically placed in the road.
Words that he prefers to use(when talking): shibby, gats, criminitley, oh-bullocks, sike, shabby, right, blah, and any Australian slang he can get his hands on.
"I am better than Ryan because I own a Hockey Table, and I'm better than him because of that." - Chris, July 29th 2002(in retaliation to Ryan's quote)
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