[Scene 1 - Arriving at XwwA Ring...]
Pamela Paulshock
The Next Worlds Champion?
The scene comes onto show Pamela Paulshock sitting in a chair with a white shirt on, It has Black Dotz on it and she is sitting in a Photographer Seat, Their is also a phtographer taking pictures of her, they then talk...
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}uugg... *Puts hand on Forehead* How do you like this pose Jim? I find it so... Beauteeeful! *Laughs* I'm so excited a photo shoot, and even a Worlds Title Shot! I cant believe I have my first ever Worlds Title Shot!
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Yeah Pam, but you really gotta focus on this match, I mean you did get beat up by Midajah on Fury after your match, Oh and Congrats on your win by the way! But seriously, focus because Midajah isn't going to be easy!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Did I ever say she would be! *Giggles* Silly! I mean seriously do you think that I would beat Midajah at just that? I dont think so, Its going to be very very tough because Midajah is a strong person and well Its for the Worlds Title so its going to take a lot!
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Your right it will, but I'm sure that you can pull it off! Anyways Pam, just keep thinking you'll be next worlds champion and no matter how hard you fight your still going to get hurt and cut and brutally beat I bet, but you may come out with a win! Look how easy Midajah beat Lana Starr!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Oh Gee! Thanks Jim! That just makes me even more scared now! *Frowns* What if I... You know Die? *Gasps* I have to diamonds on my coffin! I just have to! I mean if I die I should plan ahead *Smiles*
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey} *Laughs* DIE? Pamela yeah right theirs no chance in hell your going to die, you beat 29 other divas in the Diva Rumble and now you eraned your shot at the Worlds Championship and if you fail then Oh Well I'm sure it doesn't matter seeing as you'll get many other Title Shots!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Well Yeah your right but none will be like at Divamania! The PPV of all PPV's! I really want to win this here so all the people can see me kick Midajah's ass! *Smiles but then frowns* Oh no I'm going to get my ass kicked arn;t I?
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Apperently so, I actually took liberty of taking a poll of all the Photographer's that have Photographed you and well out of everyone its 92 percent Midajah and 8% Pamela, but it was only ladies that picked you, and they though you were nice so thats why they picked you! I'm sorry!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Oh its ok, I dont need some stupid poll to tell me if I'll win or not... *Glares at him* Listen can you please take another one because I'm scared if I didn't ask then the ghost would eat me!
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Ghost? ugg... Pamela, are you ok? I hate to say this to you and ruin all your fun but there is deffinetely no such thing as Witches, Vampires, Wear Wolves, Mummies, and Ghost's! Which include eveyone, now dont be silly!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Oh My God! Seriously? *Sighs* Like Oh My God, I'm not scared anymore! This is great, you see I was having problems sleeping but I'm fine now! Say did you see that Movie Ghost Ship? Thats what got my mind, I thought that there was a little girl dead lying under my bed, but I guess not now that you told me! *Looks at Photographer who looks scared* Whats wrong?
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Nothing? I dont know, maybe there is! Oh Well but Pam, we have to get back on your match. And your photograph's mainly! So being your Photographer and Trainer now. Are you ready to face Midajah? I mean she's a tough cookie, and she's got Scott Steiner on her side and who do you have? Ben Affleck now no offence but he isn't actually Dare Devil *Laughs*
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}So! I know that, and well I'm not scared of Scott Steiner neither Midajah! They just look scary. Midajah sure is a freak you know... I cant believe that she call's herself a freak thats just so weird but uh... dont you think?
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}No not really seing as Freak is just what they call themselves they dont actually mean it like freak: unusual or anything you know. But Midajah is probably going to be the most rough competition. Your really going to have to train with me 24/7 who know's maybe we can get your muscles to look like Scott Steiner's *Laughs*
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock} *Gasps* Jim! That is so not funny, if my muscles ever looked like that I think that I'd seriously have to kill myself! Oh No! But then I'd be all bloody, I'd have to wear raggy clothes people I dont want to get blood on my good ones... Oh No! But then everyone will think I'm poor and... GeeZ! How hard can a Kill to yourself be? *Sighs*
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Pamela, please whatever you do, do not kill yourself *Laughs* Anyways Pam, You have to be ready and ready as can be, because if your not then your going to get your ass kicked. And your going to get it kicked very badly! Nice job on your win though!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Thanks! It was mainly Miss Jones but I still worked farely hard to get a win. And now all that I have to do is focus on my Main Event *Smiles* I'm in the Main Eventer! Im in the Main EVenter! I'm so happy! As happy as can be! Trust me this is going to be an awsome match and I'm going to win!
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Pam, your loosing yourself again, what did I tell you about doing that? DONT! *Smirks* No I'm just joking. But try not to because you can seriously badly loose or hurt yourself by doing that. So your focused for this match up and your ready. So I guess thats all that I really had to talk to you about!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}No Way! Already? Nu uh! You still have to take my pictures! Dont think that I'm going to let you off that easy! And I still dont think that I am ready by a long distance! You actually think that I'm ready? Its the Undisputed Worlds Title and I know Midajah she's not going to think anything of it! and... And... and... And! Just she's not going to put effort into the match!
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}And Pam, thats a good thing! That means that you'd have more of an advantage, and well meeting Midajah and all, I know that she's going to put 100% Effort into all of her matches even if it was against someone like Sara Calloway! So that means that your going to have to worry just a little bit more and then you'll relise that your match is going to be difficult and not some little trip to mirror land!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}And did I ever say that it would be? I dont think so, and by the way Jim, These clothes seriously suck the shirt's ok I guess but the Pants are stinky and smelly and not Guchi! I want more then this you know! *Smirks* No I'm just joking but I'm scared now, I know I might beable to pull off a quick little win but I'm still aloud to be scared right? I hope its natural because Im scared right now!
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}Yes, Yes, Yes its natural Pamela, and dont worry you'll do just fine, how many times do I have to tell you this before you calm down? And by the way you take some very nice pictures when your worried and sweating! *Laughs* But, Pamela calm down please? If you do that will make everyone in the back relaxe and not worried anymore! And besides its not a huge ass deal, Its just a Worlds Title Shot! After this match you may get many of these if you lose!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}What do you mean if I lose? You told m I was going to win! You did i swear you did... Well I dont swear but I know you did! *Rolls Eyes* How much longer do I have to sit here I'm getting very bored and I dont like being very bored considering I want to train, Being bored stinks very much and I dont like it! Can I go now?
{The Cute Photographer Jim Lankey}You know Pam, your incredible, I told you like 5 Minutes you could go, but you said no because you wanted some extra pictures done and also you didn't think that your ready so... *Sits on one knee it front of Pam* Arew you ready and not worried and done with getting pictures taken because god knows I am! *Smiles*
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Well DUH! Who would want to sit here all day. Its boring all ready but I'mma going to go and meet someone and then I'll be back later on... Oh Wait no I wont, I wont be back, I'm just going to leave! Bye!
Pamela Paulshock gets up and leaves, the door then swings open again and Pamela walks back in, She grabs her bag and then walks back out. The scene then fades to a commercial break. When it comes back Pamela is seen again but this time she's wearing a pair of black leather pants and a Purple Tank Top. Her long Blonde Hair are now in curls and down in a flat line but it seems that Pamela has some pink streeks in her hair as well. The crowd cheer Pamela on as she turns a corner and bumps into the XwwA Undisputed Champion and Pamela's opponent Midajah!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Like Geez, Can you watch where your going? *Looks up to see who it is* Oh ug... Arn't you.... Midajah? Oh yeah! ofcoarse *Giggles* Silly me your my opponent right?
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}*rolls her eyes* Unfortunately for you, yes. Now do you mind apologizing so I can be on my way? It's not every day you can just bump into the XwwA's Undisputed Champion with being given a chance like this.
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Me apologize? Why? I didn't bump into you... You bumped into me! And just so you know *Flicks Hair* I'm going to be holding that title in like a week or so!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}*laughs* You're joking me right? *looks at Pamela and notices she isn't laughing* I mean you have to me.. You probably couldn't even pick this title up with THOSE scrawny arms.. Trust me, being a champion is no place for the likes of you.
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Scrany! *Rolls Eyes* I am so sorry but You are like totally wrong! These arm's are no scrany! I mean compared to your lips they are but other then that! I dont think so!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Excuse me Bitch? Who the hell do you think you are talking about my lips that way *Laughs* Your just jelous I mean I'm Undisputed Champion... Oh and by the way the names not Midajah... Its Miss Midajah now get that straight!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}NO! *Smirks* Ok sorry... Midajah! Or I mean Mister or whatever! *Laughs* After Divamania two you'll be addressing me as Miss Pamela Paulshock! Because guess why! Guess Why! I'm going to be the Next XwwA Worlds Champion! Just like I said!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Miss Pamela Paulshock? Please, dont make me sick. I dont need to hear this crap about you becomming the next worlds champion because its not going to happen and if it does which it wont. Then its going to be out of either a fluke or pure luck! I mean who wants to see Pamela Paulshock as the Worlds Champion *Crowd Cheer* Uggg... God this crowd know nothing do they?!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Yepp they know alot! And one of those things are that I am going to become the next Undisputed Champion. Only a Fan Favourite makes a great champion, I mean thats why Lana Starr made a like so totally bad champion! And I'm going to make like a very good one! Its awsome I tell you, Pure Awsome!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Pure Awsome? Whatever, But Pam, I need to ask you something, you know your little boyfriend Ben Affleck. Tell him this for me, He's a Low Down not so great Guy! I mean cheating on J-Lo is one of the worst things anyone could do. And Pam if you win this Worlds Championship by the way then we can see where thre XwwA is going and thats down!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}No I dont think so! The ground supports us up! And by the way you wanna know why I smiled at you Midajah! It was because I thought that you were like oing to be nice for a change and not the same stubborn Women who sucks! *Giggles* I suck to though so dont worry... I dont spit... Thats a guy's job!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}God! What are you a porn star? No wait your toostupid to become a porn star! I mean you actually think that your going to win the XwwA title and thats just plain a dream for you. Its stupid, childesh and pathetic for anyone with the IQ of 9 to think that they can beat the One and the Only Midajah!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Your right! The One and the Only Bitch! Like oh my god! I cant believe I just said that! And it feel's great! You know what I did last night! When Lana Starr was packing her things up, I went into her lockeroom when she was gone out because a hair clip always gets me in! And then I went into her bags and I took my Mirror Back! *Pulls it Out* Isn't it so Beauteeeful! I really think it is! Mirror Mirroe in My Hands, Who will win the match that stands... *Looks into Mirror to see the reflection of Midajah but then hids it* ummm... It shows that I'd win!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Ug... How can it show You? Your holding it right up to my face! God Pamela, what is it with these mirror things that you have! You really need to be put in your place and your place is the Hospital so get ready because after Divamania 2 you'll be the one going there!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}What how? I'd never get Plastic Surgery done again! *giggles* Just joking, I may have fake boobs but like my hair and also like my Face i am 100% Real in those places, My breast may not be but so what!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Pamela, I really dont give a flying fuck about your breasts ok? Seriously I dont! Now getting back on the subject in hand that I need to inform you about, your not going to be the next Worlds Champion, Someone bigger, stronger and better will be, Oh and lets not forget Smarter and Less Ditzier! *Giggles Like Pam* Look at Me I'm Pamela Paulshock *Back to normal* Bitch!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Am Not! I am a PIG! A Pretty Intelligent Girl, Although it's actually like I'm a PIS A pretty intelligent Women! Your the Only girl here Midajah, Actuing like me? Your just plain jellous you so wish you could be me so that your title reign woukld be longer! Like cause when I beat you, you'd be me and then have the title still so Yeah get it? *Giggles*
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Yeah I'm not stupid like you Pamela, I do get things and this I do get, and there is no chance in hell that I would ever and I do mean ever want to be you, I'd rathr be some stupid little bum opn the street rather then be in your shoe's I mean Look at you, Your a sorry ass loser who cant find a right boyfriend, What makes you think that you can find a right Title? *Points to Pam's Tag Team Title* and Besides you already even have a title!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Well DUH Silly! But do you actually think this is the good title I want? No Way Ho Say! I want that Undiputed Worlds Championship and theres nothing thats going to stop me from getting it! And also there's no chance you'd ever be in my shoe's because unlike yours, Mine out Brand Name and not Homeade! *giggles*
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}So what are you saying? My shoe's are dirty and homeade and not for the XwwA? Well if thats so thewn I think that you need to get out of the XwwA because your just as Dirty and probably homeade as my shoe's are I guess! So just apologize and I think I'll be on my way!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}No! Your Apologize to me, seeing as your the one who bumped into me, I see it right if you apologise! Seriously I like so totally do! *Coughs* Sorry I think I'm comming down with a cold! So are you going to apologize?
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Why should I? You may think through the think headed skull of yours that your going to be Worlds Champion but its not true, and for right now I'm the champion so you have to bow down to me and apologize seeing as your the filthy peasant!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}I'm not Filthy God Dang It! *Giggles* Thats so funny but I just took a shower this morning and one couple of minutes ago so if you dont mind shove out of the way and neither of us will apologize! EVen though you should apologise to me you know!
{The XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah}Listen Pamela Paulshock. I really dont give a damn rats ass about it ok? I just have to go and get some training done! although with the looks of you right now, No one would see why I have to train *Laughs* I mean I am fighting you, Anyways Toodles! *Walks off Scene*
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}What a Crazy Bitch! *giggles* She seems Nice *Walks away*
Pamela is then seen once again contiuing her little stroll down the hallway, She skips along the halls and then stops dead center, She looks down the hallway and guess what she see's...?!?! She see's the XwwA Undisputed Champion's lockeroom door! Pamela quickly sneaks up to it and tries to open it but its locked. Pamela pulls a hair clip out of her hair and then shoves it in the door lock, She jams it in and wiggles it around and relucntlantly the door swings open... Pamela looks around not seeing anyone but hearing the shower on, Pamela giggles as she hear's someone who sounds like Midajah singing in the shower. Pamela walks in the room and then looks around a little she then grabs Midajah's bag and open's it up. Pulling out pair of leather pants Pamela looks like she likes them! But Then! From the Bottem of the Bag, Pamela pulls out a nicely wrapped Present which looks like its in a box...
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock} *Whispers* Maybe I can just open in up while she's in the shower I wanna see what it is! *Reads the Tag* To Mindy, from Scott! OoOoOo Must be Scott Steiner, I've just gotta see this!
Pamela unwraps it very quietly not disturbing the singing Midajah from the shower. Pamela then pull's out a box. She open's up the box and reaches her arm in, Pamela then is shocked to see what she pull's out! Pamela pull's out a lady set! Inside of it there's a Lady Speed Stick Watermelon Sented Dioderante, A thing of Hair Spray, Gel, Shampoo, A Bottle of Christina Marie, And some bath beeds. Pamela puts her hand on her chin and then opens the set up. She then opens the bottle of Christina Marie and dumps it out in the sink. Pamela looks around for some stuff but relises everything must be in the bathroom. Pamela tip toes to the bathroom door and open's it up, She sneaks in and now the singing getting louder and even louder, Pamela opens up the medicine cabinet, She looks in it and finds some juicy things! Pamela grabs a bottle of laxatives, and sneaks out back into the lockeroom, She shuts the dooir behind her, Pamela then fills the Bottle up with Water but relises as she turns the Water on that the water in the shower must be getting really cold, All of a sudden there is a forzen scream and Pamela jolts up in the air! Pamela quickly pour's in the Laxitives to the Bottle and shakes it up, She then puts the quarck on it as the Shower water shuts off, Pamela quickly and neatly puts everything back in the box the way it came and then puts the bow back around it, Pamela leaves and closes the door but the Pink Hair Clip she shoved in wont come out! All of a sudden Pamela quickly jolts it out and then runs as fast as she can but doing so bumps into Josh Matthews an XwwA Interviewer...
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}ug... Pamela! I was just wondering if you minded if i got a quick word with you on your upcomming match at Diva mania 2? *Pamela nods but still panting* Actually first of all can you tell me why your panting?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock} uggg.... No Comment! Move on Josh!
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}Sure... ok anyways Pam, At Divamania 2. You will go head to head with the XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah! *Crowd Boo* What are your thoughts to that?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}What my match with Midajah? *Josh Nods* O Ok then like I know I'm going to become the enxt worlds champion, I mean what does Midajah have that I dont? Exactly nothing! I mean I thought that I may have proven to myself and to everyone else that I am not just another pretty face to watch out for! Seriously, Sure I may be ditzy but I can fight, and fighting is what I do for a living. Now Like this is the Main Event of everyones Wrestling Career weather its Wrestlemania or Divamania I can still do my best. Midajah shouldn't over look me because my ditzyness I won Diva Rumble 2 and she says the only reason was because she wasn't in it? I highly doubt that! Like seriously why would she think something like that? I mean I can win this and I will. I'll try my best and hopefully I'll come out the winner. Now nothing is certain but I think I'll beable to sneak off a win! *Smiles as the crowd cheer*
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}Ok Pamela, now Midajah has happened to say quite a little bit about you. I mean seriously, Miss Midajah I guess I should say, Said that well, She didn't say it although she basically did but in bigger words, Said that your Useless and she doesn't want to fight you, What do you think to that?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}I guess that there's not too much to think! I mean she'll just have to wait and see when I shock the world just like i did at Divamania 2 and win the XwwA Worlds Championship. You know last year's wrestlemania I had my first ever... Special Match, Hardcore Rules, April Hunter Versus Pamela Paulshock! I kicked her ass so badly it was just too hard to explain! And now I'm ready and I'll do it again! I mean I guess that this year I have a way bigger goal to set... but Look it all the stuff I've done over the past year. My biggest goal like DUH! Obviously winning the Divarumble 2! And becomming the second ever champion. And then I won the Tag Titles with Miss Jones, that was ok too, And I've made a porno film, lost a loosing streak. I mean seriously Geez, I've accomplished quite a bit through this year and I plan to do it again next year as well!
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}Interesting. Anyways Pamela, moving on, How do you feel about your boyfriend Ben Affleck not, being able to make it to the Annual XwwA Divamania this year to see you participate in probably the most important match you'll have in your XwwA career?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Does it really matter? I mean Ben has his job and I have mine, Its no biggy I mean who cares he's off filming important movies while I'm off fighting for important title we both work hard at out jobs! *giggles* And we both succesfully succeed. And I'll be winning the XwwA Undisputed Championship and he'll be filiming the most succesful movie in all of america maybe *Smiles and then shrugs*
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}Ok Pamela, do you feel that the divas mistreat you because of Ben Affleck? In alot of interviews myself or Coach or Lillian Garcuia or any interviewer has conducted divas have said that you stole Ben from Jennifer Lopez, Do you believe this theory?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Not One Bit! Ben called me up and asked me to get coffee so I said sure because i just like got out of one of his movies called Dare Devil, everyone knows of it and I'm all like Oh My God! I cant believe its Ben Affleck so We started dating after that, He said that Jlo was getting married to a different back up dancer so She dumped him, I felt bad and all but I'm happy that we're together now hehe!
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}Very Cool. Now Pamela, Midajah has said quite a bit about you over the past few weeks, and well personally I can see why *Looks at Pamela Up and Down* But not trying to be rude, Alot of people think Midajah is going to beat you?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Really? They do? I never noticed *giggles* Oh Well. People can think what they want because they dont know what I am or am really like on the inside. They dont ugg... Spy on me and see if I'm only pretending to be a girl or anything but no ofcoarse I'm not Pamela Paulshock is 100%! Anyways Josh, I think that I can beat Midajah if I really put my mind to it because like it or not, I do want to be the next XwwA Undisputed Champion, and like it or not Josh, I will be walking away the next XwwA Undisputed Champion! Its as easy as that! Seriously Midajah wont be able to last her way through a match with me because I have a some speed and some agaility and I'm going to kick her ass! *Crowd Cheer*
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}Ok Now Pamela, *Gets a Beep and walks to the side* Yes... Ok... So? Really? She didn't? Ok I'll be sure to ask her! *Walks back to Pamela* Ok Pamela, this is just in now, Why did you go into Midajah's lockeroom and change the Bottle of Whine to Laxitives? Midajah is really angry and she looks like she's about to kill the guy told me?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}How do you know it was me? Maybe it was Lana Starr looking for revenge on Midajah for taking away her title? You never know! But it might have been me who did it, or it might not have been *Looks at Josh Matthews some and bites her lip* Ok fine it was me! So what! *Giggles* I sure got her good, Now I cant wait for our match because its going to be fiesty and she's going to be pissed, How funny is this going to be?
{The Cute Interviewer Josh Matthews}When you get in the ring with her, I dont think its going to be to funny for you! *Shrugs* Ok well Pamela thats basically it, Thank you for your time and goodluck in your match! Cya!
Pamela walks away from Josh Matthews smiling. She then turns a corner and conitues down the hallway. Once she reaches the end she looks both ways, and then the scene fades to a commercial break!
When the scene comes back The song I wanna be Bad by Willa Ford blasts throughout the PA system as the Blonde Haired Vixxen steps out from behind the curtain. She looks up and around at the jam packed arena and giggles. People stand on there feet cheering for Pamela! Pamela walks down to the ring and slaps some kids and adults hands on the way down. Pamela then reaches the bottem of the ramp where she then steps up the stairs and gets into the ring in a Modified Stacy Keibler way! The crowd cheer her on as she gets a microphone and starts to speak!...
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Madison Square Garden! *Crowd Cheer* Now I'm going to make this short and sweet. As I hope you all know I will be going one on one with the XwwA Undisputed Champion Midajah! And well your looking at your next Xtreme Womens Wrestling Alliance... ug... Oh Yeah! Worlds Undisputed Champion! How awsome is that! I mean I cant wait, I promise to you all that I am going to be the best ever champion after I take that title away from Midajah... No wait let me fix that... After I WIN that title away from Midajah! Now you see Midajah talks a little bit of crap about me but oh well who cares its a Wrestling Federation everyones supposed to! Anywho, my match is the main event *Smiles* Mu first ever main event match. I mean its like so totally awsome that I get to be in the main event for the best PPV Ever! And I'm fighting Midajah! Who would have ever thought? Anywho Midajah, You say alot of crap and I do know that you can back it up, but I also say alot of crap and I know that I can back it up just as well! While my 15 Minutes of Fame are comming in, your 5 Minutes of Fame will be walking right out the backdoor. And guess whats comming in with my 15 Minutes of Fame? The XwwA Undisputed Championship! Yepp thats right, you can bet your ass that I'll be walking away winner! Anyways, everyone I hope is listening to me because this is really important, you see Midajah, you actually think that your going to beat me because of my stupidity! I really dont care! Because I know i can beat you! And also guess what! I may be an air head but I can fight! And fighting is what I do best and is what I'm going to do at Divamania 2! I mean whats going to be so heard about it? I really dont know. Anywho Midajah you keep asking the same question and thats why I smiled at you! Well the only reason is because I thought for one little tiny second that you were actually being nice but NoOoOoOo! I thought you would have saved me but again NoOoOoOo! I thought you would actually be my friend but for a third time NoOoOoOoOo! Anyways I wouldn't wanna be your friend, Your lips are too fat and I dont like many people who strive off of pain! I like ones who are caring and sesitive *Frowns* Everything you Midajah are not! I actually trusted you in the ring I swear to god I did! *Giggles* Well I dont actually swear to god but you know what I mean right? *Crowd Cheer* Okie Dokie Good! Anywho, While I'm out here Midajah, I wanna say congrats on your win against Lana Starr. I mean that was quite impressive if you ask me like I wish it could have been me but I'll be winning that title, on a much more important date than Friday Night Fury! Its True! As Kurt Angle would say Its Damn True! Anyways getting back to your win against Lana Starr. I was really amazed when you won! I mean like no offence or anything but I didn't think that anyone would put an end to the Championship reign of Lana Starr! Seriously she was mean and a fighting machine! But you did win which got you into this match with me here at Divamania 2! Now congrats on that match but you know what? Your not going to be walking away champion, I'mma going to have you pinned down to the ground for the quick 1...2...3... or maybe I'll leave it as a smuldering 1.........2........3........ Just to prove that no Diva should over look me! Escpecially you! I mean you actually think your going to toss me around like a fly but it aint going to happen! You see I can fight and I will fight but you I am afraid can not! I mean dont get me wrong now your one of the most strongest divas I know rather then Chyna and Jazz and all them but anywho I still just dont think you'll beable to pull off a win. Your not a fan favourite and the people do not wanna see you as the champion, its just as simple as that! *Crowd Cheer* See! I mean like Why do you think you make such a great champion? You probably paid all thoe interviewers to want and come to interview you! Seriously, no interviewer should want to interview a stubborn Meanie like yourself! Trust me I came from an interviewer and I am no way affliated with interviewing anymore, just the other day my contract expired and no longer an Interviewer just a Wrestler now and that means that there's no way I could go back to interviewing! Although seeing Midajah as you've made me a nickname which I tryly hate "Pammy" I'll make you one that you like ummm... totally like so hate! Seriously I mean how about... ummm... Oh forget about it *Giggles( Name calling is so immature! Seriously, and then you have Scott Steiner! He called me a Bitch! I mean after all those times back in the WcW he always liked when I hit on him I think and he always told me maybe I could be a freak but you know what Midajah! You were just jelopus so you took your anger out on me. Sure you wanted to face me in the ring at WcW! I wanted to face you and show you who was the boss even if i was an interviewer even more! But still, I know how much hate you've built up for me Midajah, and you can believe me, I've built up even more, but still, I cant believe all those rude things you've said about me! Seriously! I just cant believe how much you hate me, Oh Well I could seriously care less, I mean what do you have that I dont? Other then the XwwA Undisputed Worlds Championship ofcoarse *Giggles* But Blondes have all the fun no offence to Brunettes and Red Heads and all them but you Midajah, I dont know what to clarify you as, A Lady with Black Hair maybe *Giggles again* But no, you shouldn't be having any fun! I mean it! I'm having the time of my life *Hoists up Tag Team Title onto shoulder more* And listen to this Miss Jones and I won the Tag Team match which means no Tag Titles Defence for us at Divamania 2 just a title shot to worry about in which I'm seriously going to have to worry about I mean I'm fighting a fighting machine Midajah! Your strong and everything but by looks you dont really have them, Your lips are a little fat, And you've got a Balloon Belly as well! But still, I'm sure that your going to bring a great challenge to me. But as I said dont over look a Blonde! because Blondes can always prove wrong, Like Yah Blondes may only be good at being an air head as I bet your thinking Midajah. But its not true look at me I've changed Interviewer to Diva for around an Year Now and thats amazing, I did something that Lillian Garcia couldn't do! *Giggles* But I'm happy with the success I'm getting in the XwwA now-a-days though, I mean Tag Champs, Divamania 2 Winner, And almost Worlds Champion, I seriously think that I'm getting my share of the XwwA titles as of lately! Now moving along a little bit I see that Ivory is the new XwwA Vice president! The same person who beat me at Queen of the Ring! Very intereresting that shes the new VP like seriously. I mean Ivory should make a farely well Vice Prez but why is she putting that on the line against someone like the ex porn Queen Jenna Jameson. Jenna seems cool to but I think that the older you are the better VP you'd make! *nods head* And sorry Jenna but Ivory is just a tincy bit older then you! Anywho I mean it I cant wait for this match, This is my shot to show the world just who Pamela Paulshock is I mean with it being Divamania everyone will be watching and everyone will see moi! Myself walking out the new XwwA Undisputed Champion! I'll be double the trouble! Tag Team Champs *Points to title* And Undisputed Champion! I tell you, its just like a dream come true!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}So, Moving on from there I guess I have a little matter to talk about, such as, Team Ecw! I mean this Team tried and I do mean Tried to beat us last week on Fury they made it second last, and then Leia Meow calls me a J-lo boyfriend stealer? Puh-Lease! I'm got all the things that J-lo does not! And so Leia if you ever think about calling me that again then Why dont we get in the ring again and I'll just like throw you around then pin you for the 1 and the 2 and then the 123! Just like I'm going to do to Midajah at Divamania! Anyways Midajah, you seem to find it funny watching my Diva Rumble Win and mocking Me of it! You so know your just jelous! You wanted to win that but not every girl gets a chance in a life time like that. Instead you had to qin it on Fury where littler viewers watched! *Giggles* And then You think I dont play fare? Well I do, And what would you have done if you were me? Would you have just waited for Terri to get down and then suddenly clotheline her over? Why, its just pointless why waist those seconds of your time on something like that? And you think you handled me in WcW with your words? What was I supposed to do? If I started anything, I'd get fired and then I did have a mother a father and like sisters to support! I couldn't get fired! There's no chance! But now I get to show you who's boss and their's not going to be much verbal stuff here in this match! Just so you know! Now Midajah, I wont be hiding in this match! I swear to god... again not really but you know! Anywho I swear that there will not be any hiding and if their is, it'll be from you! And by the way if that Heel comes near my head your going down faster then its supposed to be! And now you've probably seduced Scott Streiner to say he's going to be in the back room rotting for you? Puh-Lease who cares what he thinks right now! It just so happens that I'll be ready for this match *Flexes Muscles to show more muscle then there usually was* Look at this! I've been working out more then you can believe and now I'm not turning down a good challenge even if it hits me on the ass! I'm a fighter and I can handle anything you throw at me! And Midajah by the sounds of you, it sounds like your going to be throwing an awful lot at me! Like weapons wise! Midajah or Daj as Scott Big Bad Booty Daddy calls you, I mean whats your deal? What have I ever done to you? Exactly nothing! And you've talked so much mean things about me, Its just too unbareable I swear! Midajah, you really dont make a responible champion, Your championship qualities are unlimited and not cool! *Grins* Listen to what I just said! I dont even know what half of it means but its still sounds so cool! *Giggles* And that little talk you had with Stephanie McMahon, Those boots you were wearing were just sad! I mean seriously but oh well. Daj or I guess I like Midajah better, You see I'm not scared of you, no matter how hard you try and get me to be! I swear I'll try my best and if I'm not the winner I guess I lose its not big deal, I mean who really cares? I'll get more title shots and thats completely the truth! But still I really would rather iwin it here at Divamania it would be much more impressive then at a Fury or a Critical Condition or something like that! But no, I dont care what you think Midajah, You can overlook me and just treat me like crap but in the end it doesn't even matter because I can try! And when you try you do your best, You on the other hand are just going t5o act like I'm nothing and not try which means your going to do your worse and then when someone says that I may be a little bit of a challenge to you, You always say Phhhsshhh! *Immitates Midajah in a more of a man voice* She's nothing! I could handle her like I was climbing a Kiddy Slope *Back to normal* But thats not the truth! You cant, I didn't cheat at Divamania as much as you'd like to say that I have! But anyways its not my fault I came out number 28th Its my hands fault seeing as I didn't know at all which number I was going to get! I mean I could have gotten 30 which I was going to get and still won and then you would have mocked me alot more! I mean seriously, The tygress thing wasn't my fault. Tygress eliminated Miss Jones aka Carmel, And carmel wanted to eliminate Tygress after that. So then when she was eliminating hewr from the outside I came and I helped her and then Chasity just joined in. It again wasn;t my choice when Everyone joined in. I guess they all hated her. And Jackie Gayda beating me? Puh-Lease! That'd be a dream for her, I mean I wouldn't overlook her she may be a challenghe to me you never know but I just dont think she could beat me no matter how hard she tried! Still She may who knows? Certainly not me! Anyways Midajah, you know, I didn't think too much of you over the past few months you've been in the XwwA, and personally I never thought that I'd see this match on its way happening! But still I do believe that you have a good chance at winning this match, I believe that you have a 75% Chance at winning while I only have a 25% chance but I still have my strength and well *giggles* I may just win! Hopefully I will I mean think of it now Xtreme Womens Wrestling Aliiance Undisputed Worlds Champion "Pamela Paulshock" I think it has one of nicer rings on it rather then XwwA Champ Midajah! You know? I mean like you probably would make a great champion but your not going to be holding the title that long to show it off! I just seriously cant wait to get in the ring with you so that I can show you that your not going to show me who's boss. I'll try and I hope I'll succeed if i dont, I tried and well... I think I will though *Smiles* But the thing that strikes me the hardest is why you critisized me so much for winning Divarumble 2! I mean it was a cheap way of winning but still who cares I won and I did it my way and I do not cheat! Your the only cheater I know Midajah! Anyways i guess I better get going now thats what their signalling for but one last comment, Midajah your not going to win, There is a chance but we need new talent and your right now just too new to be winning the Undisputed Worlds Championship, So goodluck and may the best Women Win! *Smiles*
I wanna be bad by Willa Ford blasts through out the PA system again as Pamela Paulshock throw's her arms in the air which causes massive cheer's from the crowd! Pamela then lowers her arms and drops the microphone on the apron, Pamela walks over and again does another modified Stacy Keibler version but this time getting out of the ring. Pamela walks down the stairs and starts walking up the ramp slapping a bunch of the fans hands on the way up there. Pamela stops at the curtain spins around and blows one huge kiss which causes even more cheers, Pamela then turns around again and walks through the curtain, Enetering the backstage area walking backwards she spins around but only to be standing face to face with The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock} *Screams* AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh My God Carmel! You scared the crap out of me! Why are you just standing there staring at me? *Looks at Carmel who is breathing deeply* And why are you snorting on me? Its kinda gross!
{The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones}Oh you wanna talk about Gross Pam? How about that Bottle of Christina Marie in my Lockeroom? Yes! That was my lockeroom! Midajah must have changed the name plates around, In the shower? That was me and now I cannot stop going to the... ug.. you get the point!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Eek! Oh My God! I am like so totally sorry Carmel! How was I supposed to know? I was just brewing up a little bit of trouble between me and Midajah you know just to get her a little bit more mad before our match, I want her to be fiesty and ready to get beaten!
{The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones}Oh... Well still, Oh well I guess I cant say much seeing as for once I know you are telling the truth. But seriously Did you see what Midajah has had to say about you? *Pam nods* I mean she says you cant pull of a single good move, Well that Naughty or Nice X-Factor was pretty good if I do say so myself!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Yeah well not all people think like you which totally sucks, Some are the jelous type which in this case Midajah and some are the mean type in this case Scott Steiner! But No Midajah has got to be jelous of me, No one would say anything like that about me with out being Jelous, She's a Swarthy 60 Year Old with Side Burns! *Laughs* Actually shes probably only like 36 or something but Still you know what I mean right?
{The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones}Yeah your right Midajah, is probably just jelous, you could kick Jackie Gayda's ass and she knows it she just doesn't wanna admit because she's scared that you'd kick her ass for saying something like that! Even though it is good for you! Inside deep down Midajah isn't as tough as she acts she's probably just a Little Wimpy Girl who gets through with pulling tights and using chairs and leadpipes thats it. Pam dont sweat about this match because your yet to be the Next Worlds Undisputed Champ so dont worry bout it!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Oh dont worry I'm not, I cant wait to get in the ring, Although I do not think that Midajah is that scared she is one tough diva and she has been through alot but she does seem kind of scary. Although she doesn't intimidate me she could probably still kick my ass into pieces but I can still try cant I? A girl can always try and I'm a girl and I'm ready to try so its no biggie! But what about your match are you worried about it?
{The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones}Not at all, Beulah is just some stubborn stubby head who doesn't deserve anything, and she took my little brother can you believe that? I just cant! And I miss him so much, I should have hurt that little brat of a sister Beulah owns! Dont you think?
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Yeah ofcoarse I mean who does she think she is taking your little brother, I tell oyou Team Ecw is completely and totally dense and have no idea what their doing, I mean Leia Meow wants to fight Candi? Wowsers this is going to be a match! *Laughs* It may be pretty good but no one will ever wanna miss the Main EVent of Divamania and thats Pamela Paulshokc versus Midajah, I tell you this is History and History has to take place in which it and destiny both will!
{The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones}I'm sure it will. But Pam, dont stoop as low as She is, I mean dont think nothing of the match, You still should train and get those pythons popping out a little more... Although we dont wanna look like a female Scott Steiner now, do we? *Laughs with Pamela Paulshock* Oh Well anyways Pam you can do it but still, Its going to be tough and you do know that!
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}Ofcoarse I do, but there's nothing thats going to stop me from taking that title away from her! I mean is the only word she knows a Female Dog? I'm not going to say it but its what she always calls me and so does Scott Steiner and its rude crude and not accpetable for me But I guess this is a federation there shouldn't be any ruldes other then to kick ass and like have fun! And I'm going to be having fun choking out Midajah and sending her straight to the Hospital, You know what she should have EMT's all lined up around the ring, ready for when I win this match! Although this match is kinda like in WWE the Eric Bischoff versus Stone Cold! She's Eric Bischoff and I'm Stone Cold, She's alot tougher but still I like Stone Cold better so I'm him! *giggles*
{The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones}Be serious Pam, stop giggling and shape up I mean there's nothing wrong with having fun but your not a little girl anymore *Mumbles* You may have an IQ of one *Goes back to normal louder voice* Anyways Pam, I'm just sticking out for you just like a Tag Partner should. Although you know what? You should really give Ben a call and dump that sorry ass out of his ass! And that Midajah/My lockeroom thingy, Its cool I feel better now, But still didn't you notice it wasn't a dumpster? Here go thorw this is the garbage for me *Hands Pam a piece of Paper*
{The Cute Blonde Pamela Paulshock}NO WAIT! I cant, I mean then I'll get charged for breaking and entering Midajah's home! *Giggles* Oh god, I crack myself up sometimes I'm just so darn funny I cant even stand it! *Laughs again* Oh sorry I forgot Midajah is the only funny thing in this fed... With that face no one could beat her! She's squash them with her lips then! But Carmel I gotta go ok? I have to go and train some more before my match! See ya!
{The Black Beauty Miss Carmel Jones}Ok See Ya Pam! And goodluck in your match you know you can do it and I know you can do it! Bring home the worlds title and you'll be my bestfriend forever! *Laughs* Just Jokinng, Cya!
Pamela gives Carmel a huge hug and then steps off and turns around walking away, Miss Jones shakes her head and then spins around as well walking the opposite way of Pam! The scene then heads over to a comemrcial break as the scene fades!
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