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The Kill List

1996+ Pontiac Grand Am GT - 6/23

Keith and I were making a late nite run to wegmans for some candy and drinks and we noticed as we were pulling in there quite a few ricers scattered throughout the parking lot. So we go into Wegmans, get our shit and leave. As we're pulling out this Grand Am that we had noticed on our way on starts to follow us. We get on the road between the Tops plaza and Wendy's and right away I get a red and he moves over. Now I knew the road goes to 1 lane about 1/8-1/4 mile ahead so I knew if he went for it I would have to as well.

So the light goes green and I hear that fucker squeel his tires so hardcore, knowing he has no traction I just took off normally and then started getting on it once i was going about 15mp. I heard his engine screaming so I kept pushing the gas till i was about 85% throttle and at that point he was just losing ground. By the time it went to one lane I had I'd say a little over a car length on him. It wasnt the best place to race but it was a kill nonetheless

1992/1993 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX - 6/13

This was a good one, definitely my best race so far. I was on 490 on the way to the airport when a white eclipse passed me fairly slowly and proceeded to cut me off. I noticed it was a GSX and figured it'd be a good race so I followed them onto 590 and eventually we ended up on Jefferson Road I think. It was pretty late and the roads were somewhat open and after some middle of road stoppage we ended up at a nice red at the corner with the big Marketplace Mall tower thinger.

When I pulled next to it I noticed it had some white rims, snake eyes, and a couple queer stickers on the fender. Due to the extremely dark tint I had no idea who I was racing...most likely an asian of some sort. Anyways the light when green and he fuckin took off like a rocket. I had a really good start but I was a good car length behind him after the first 100 feet. I started gaining on him halfway through 2nd and by 3rd I was almost even with him. We got a green light in front of the bookstore place so we raced through it, when he made his next shift he started losing major ground and by the time I went to fourth I was ahead by a little bit, and continued widening the gap through fourth. At about 100 I was a car ahead of him so I started slowing down....I wanted to talk to him but he kept on going and I was already late to pick mommy up so I turned around.

Great race though, at the start I definitely thought I was gonna lose but it turned out I had enough to catch him.

1995+ Saturn Coupe - 6/13
It was a fucking saturn with a HUGE ass ridiculous wing on it, featuring an overweight girlfriend. We got a stoplight and he could hardly pull away from the traffic behind us, let alone keep up w/ me. He did however squeel the tire when he turned behind us, proving that he is indeed faster than me. Shitty saturn, easy win.
Acura RSX - 6/08

After driving around canandaigua for an hour, me and Nick start heading home. on 332 going the opposite way we see a riced out S-10, 1st Gen Eclipse and an RSX. I pull a u-turn and we quickly catch up, thoroughly enjoying the sound of their fartcan exhausts. We go to the pier with them and we talk about racing the RSX. We are surrounded by 13 year asian girls wearing skimpy outfits...like seriously it was just like fast & furious except the girls were all 13 years old.

Being the cocky RSX owner that he is, he tells us that "My car's not fast...its pretty much stock", Not many stock cars I know have full body kits, wings, a view obstructing tach and a 4 inch exhaust. So finally his asian g/f comes up and goes "so you guys gonna run??". As we're about to leave he tells Nick that he doesnt want him to ride w/ me...and I go "he can ride..its fine" and the kid goes "its more weight" i just look at his friends and go "weight doesnt matter"

Pulling out I grinded a bit into first and I heard his little girlfriend laugh....but maybe she was just laughing at her boyfriends car...After a few passes we finally catch a good light. It goes green, I didnt have the best launch, i spun a bit but grabbed traction before he could get a jump on me. By about 80mph I had at least a car and a half on him.......

Once back at the pier I pull in where his girlfriend is standing, make a sad face and go "I CANT BELIEVE WE LOST OH MY GOD.....oh wait we murdered him"

We left, victorious....great first race, now i just gotta get me a fine asian girl.