Yo Mama Jokes

• Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
• Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
• Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
• Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
• Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
• Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
• Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
• Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''
• Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
• Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.
• Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
• Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''
• Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
• Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
• Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said
• Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing
• Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing
• Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.
• Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.
• Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
• Yo mama is so poor, someone stepped on a cigarette and she said.
• Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
• Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, “here comes the school bus.”

• Yo mama is so stupid, someone told her it was chilly outside, and she went and grabbed a bowl and spoon
• Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on and off!
• Yo' mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
• Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.”
• Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
• Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
• Yo' mama so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said
• Yo mama is like a brick - she is dirty, flat on both sides, and mexicans laid her.
• Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
• Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!
• Yo mama is so poor she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box!
• Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
• Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the “11” button so she could dial 911!
• Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!''
• Yo' mama so stupid, when they said the drinks were on the house, she went up to the roof.
• Yo mama's tears go down her butt because they are too scared to go down here face!
• Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
• Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”
• Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
• You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the front door said, ''Thanks for bringing her back.''
• Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cell phone.
• Yo Mama is so dirty, she stepped of the sidewalk and a policeman gave her a ticket for littering.
• Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!