Mexican Jokes

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• Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
• why do Mexicans eat tamales on christmas eve? so they have something to unwrap the next morning.
• What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
• how do you hide money from a mexican? put it under a bar of soap
• Why should you never throw rocks at a mexican's bike? because it might be yours.
• what do you call 50 mexicans in a car? a family reunion
• white men running down a hill, avalanche, black men running down a hill, rock slide, mexicans running down a hil, jail break
• white men pushing a car up a hill, white power, black men pushing a car up a hill, black power, mexicans pushing a car up a hill, grand theft auto.
• There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them has to throw things out to make the boat lighter! The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says:
• There were three guys, an American, a Canadian, and a Mexican. They had been travelling for days and were very, hungry. They came across a farm that had hundreds of fruits. While they were eating, the farmer came out and caught them. The farmer said,
• who is the richest man in mexico? the one who gets the penny
• why doesnt mexico have a olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!!
• a white guy, his son, a mexican, and a black where in a plane. the pilot suddenly had a heart attack, and there was only 3 parachutes. the black guy goes i got a family of 26 to tend to, so he takes a parachute and jumps. the mexican says,
• what do you call the mexican phone company? Taco Bell
• why were there only 4000 mexicans at the alamo? they only had 3 cars
• what do you call 100 mexicans holding hands? a spicket fence
• why do mexicans have those little sterring wheels on there cars? so its easier to drive with handcuffs on.
• why did they cancel drivers ED in mexico? there donkey died
• Why are scientists breeding mexicans instead of rats for experiments? They multiply faster and you don't get as attached to them
• Did you hear about the two mexicans on that's incredible? One had auto insurance and the other one was an only child