MAXIMS FOR THE INTERNET AGE

Home is where you hang your @

The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click

You can't teach a new mouse old clicks

Great groups from little icons grow

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone

C:\ is the root of all directories

Don't put all your hypes in one home page

Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish

The modem is the message

Too many clicks spoil the browse

The geek shall inherit the earth

A chat has nine lives

Don't byte off more than you can view

Fax is stranger than fiction

What boots up must come down

Windows will never cease

In Gates we trust

Virtual reality is its own reward

Modulation in all things

A user and his leisure time are soon parted

There's no place like http://www.home.com

Know what to expect before you connect

Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice

Speed thrills

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;

teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks