No page yet, but I will keep searching.... construction... yo momma... Anyway, if I were to have a record, it wouldn't look like this at all:
NAME: Russell James Schleicher I
If you want to get to know me, get to know what I like by visiting the sites I have here... see what tickles my noodle! Click on the link if you want to see...
cartoons!
If you like this page, that's all well and good. If you feel like making a donation to the "Russ Fund", well, you're kinda weird. I wouldn't give money to a stranger!
ALIAS(ES): Rustle, Uncle Fuss, Smiles, Bigg Russ, Silly Bastard, Goober, Rustoleum, Rustoleo, Ruskishi, Russ The Bus, Rust, Mack, R.J., Sum Ting White, Russell T, Russ-a-ma-phone, Rusty-schlizzle Telefizzle, Russ-a-ma-tron, Dumbass
BIRTHDATE (AGE): June 22, 1982 (21)
PLACE OF BIRTH: Denver, Colorado
CURRENT PLACE OF RESIDENCE: Salida, Colorado
VILE ORGANIZATIONAL MEMBERSHIP: S.A.S.C.
PARTNERS IN CRIME: The Spooty Beaver, Craig Master Sexay, and Hip-Hop Chicken
funny pictures of drunks!
the greatest football team ever!
the greatest TV show in the world!
five great dudes with millions of dollars!
