A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -- Steve Martin
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. -- Dan Quayle, former Vice President
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. -- Dan Quayle, former Vice President
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the US Navy
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
You can't be lost if you don't care where you are. --A water bottle
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip. -- Homer Simpson
Never Wish the day away cuz sooner or later you'll b wishing u had it back.
Always remember who your true friends are cuz they will be the ones who are there when ur "friends" drop u... -- Me

Hey every1 this is a page of quotes that ive found or heard by people! most of them are funny and some are ones i just really liked