"SEXY" STEVEN SILVER

Poison Ivy

Welcome to the Home of "Sexy" Steven Silver

Also, his lovely Valet......Poison Ivy

(arriving back in the hospital in Calgary…. “Sexy” Steven Silver exits the elevator with flowers in hand on his way back to Room 217, he’s got a big smile on his face…. His father Sterling is sitting outside the room in a chair…. The instant his Dad looks up and sees him, Sterling stands up and puts his hands up to stop his son from entering the room)

Sterling /// Hold up boy…. There’s something that you need to know before you go in there….

$teven --- Dad? What’s going on? When I called you last night you said everything was fine. Did Nightshade try something else?

Sterling /// No that’s not it…. Me and Brett promised you we’d cover that and no one has got in here since the moment that you left without proper authorization….. Maybe you should sit down for a minute….

$teven --- No Pops, I don’t think so…. I got to see her….

(Steven makes his way towards Room 217’s door…. before he gets there his friend and former tag-team partner Brett Excell comes storming out the door…. as the door closes something crashes against it…. glass shatters all over the place…. Steven lowers his shades to the end of his nose and looks down…. resting at the end of his shoes is a picture frame with a ruined photo of him and Ivy from their latest vacation in Hawaii)

Brett /// Dude…. Hey man I’ve tried everything…. Good luck with the Poison Princess…. Double S, did you tell him yet?

$teven --- Dad? What? DAD!!!!

(the usually outspoken and brash Sterling is for once at a loss for words…. he drops his head unable to mutter an answer…. Steven freaks and instantly breaks for the door… Brett gets in his way for a second… Steven looks him dead in his eye, Brett puts his hands on his shoulders)

Brett /// Bro… Relax

(Brett knows he can’t do anything else…. he steps aside and Steven gets to the door…. he pauses, takes a deep breath, and enters the room slowly with flowers in hand…. Ivy is awake and sitting up in her bed watching television… she notices Steven entering the room)

Ivy --- So there’s my supposedly knight in shinning “silver” armor….

$teven --- Hey babe… I’m so glad to see you awake….

(he makes his way over to her and tries to kiss her on the cheek…. she turns away and refuses)

Ivy --- Baby??? Who are you calling Baby? Your no different than “Dude” that just left…. He said he’s a friend of yours…. What are you two… “Surfers” or something….. Like hang 10, for sure buddy…..

$teven --- Ivy… are you okay? It’s me Steven….

Ivy --- Listen pal, I’ve heard it from Brett and the old man outside for a couple of days…. How me and you are supposed to be a couple or something….

$teven --- Holy crud…. Do you remember anything at all? Anything?

Ivy --- No “Hot Shot” I can’t….. Maybe you can fill me in sometime…. Those flowers aren’t going to get you in my pants anytime soon “hero”…. So why don’t you put them down over there….. I do like yellow roses…..

$teven --- I know they’re your favorite…..

Ivy --- How did you know that?

(Steven shakes his head in disbelief, as the Doctor Rhodes comes into the room….)

DR. Rhodes /// Hey Steven…. I know you two have a lot to talk about…..

(Ivy interrupts)

Ivy --- Yeah right….. Doc, you said you’d call my parents and tell them to come pick me up…. Are they here yet? You said you would……….

DR. Rhodes /// Ivy, I have called you parents…. But I don’t think that would be the best thing for your state of mind right now…..

Ivy --- And what is? Sitting here on my ass watching soap operas and eating this crap you guys bring me morning, noon, and night…. I want to go home right now mister!

DR. Rhodes /// Ivy, please listen to me….. I thinks it’s best now that I have both of you here, that we put all the cards out on the table……

$teven --- Spill it Doc…. I’m going crazy…. What’s wrong with my girl?

(the doctor, pulls some x-rays out of a manila envelope and puts them up on the lighted board…. He checks them over and turns to the befuddled Steven and quickly agitated Ivy)

DR. Rhodes /// I want you two to look at these spots right here….. There was some serious trauma to this area of Ivy’s head….

$teven --- Speak English Doc…. I’m not in the mood to hear any medical mumbo-jumbo….

DR. Rhodes /// Okay…. In basic terms…. The trauma Ivy suffered combined with the chemical that was mixed in her IV by the lady dressed up as a nurse (OOC – for you newbies that was Stitch)… has caused Miss Ivy to suffer some short-term memory loss……

Ivy --- Well no shit Sherlock! I guess that’s why you get paid the big bucks, isn’t it Einstein? I’m getting the hell out of here…..

(she pulls the IV needle out of her hand and rips the remaining monitoring patches off of her body….. she starts to stand up….. she stands up too quickly and it’s a shock to her system…. She almost crashes to the floor………. Steven catches her on the way down and helps her get back into bed….)

$teven --- Hey pretty lady…. Look me in the eyes….

Ivy --- Okay, they’re blue…..

$teven ---- That’s not exactly what I mean….. Kid, I promise you that if you trust me….

Ivy --- I guess I have no choice right now…. And you did know my favorite flower….. I guess I’ll listen to you for now…..

$teven --- Go ahead Sir….

DR. Rhodes /// It’s just that…. Some memory loss….

(Steven holds his hand up and interrupts the doctor impatiently)

$teven --- Is there any chance of getting my old Ivy back? (he says that with a small tear coming out of his right eye)

DR. Rhodes /// Absolutely…. It may take a year….

$teven --- WHAT!!!!!!!!!

DR. Rhodes /// Let me finish…. A year, a month…. She may snap out of it 10 minutes from now…. As of right now, we’re not in a position to answer that….. We’ve ran all the test we can at this facility…. We’ll just have to wait it out and check her out periodically, like once a month…. It can be done anywhere as long as they send me the results……..

$teven --- Does that mean she can leave? You serious?

DR. Rhodes /// Definitely…. That’s actually what I’m going to recommend…. She lives with you right?

$teven --- Yeah in Kansas City?

Ivy --- In the Midwest? With all that humidity….. Are you for real pal?

$teven --- C’mon girl…. Trust me, PLEASE!

(Ivy rolls her eyes)

Ivy --- I guess so…. If it means I can get out of this place and off of this uncomfortable hospital bed…. Then count me in…

DR. Rhodes /// That’s a start…… I’m suggesting you two spend as much time together as possible at least for the next week to ten days…. Little things will trigger different memories in her head…. And with the good lords help, things will get back to how things were before the unfortunate events that took place at the hands of your rivals………

Ivy --- Rivals? What happened to me? Did you cause me to get these bruises on my arms? Did you???

DR. Rhodes /// That kind of stuff we do NOT need to bring up right this minute…. You want to get out of here Missy? Then you need to rest up and get your strength up pretty quick or I’m not releasing you to anybody….

(Steven grabs her hand, she starts to pull it away but Steven grabs it tight and holds onto it)

$teven --- Ivy… You got my word…. I’ll tell you everything pretty soon…. Whatever questions you want to ask me, I’ll answer….. But listen to the good Doctor right now….. Get some rest so you can come home…..

(he kisses her hand)

Ivy --- Can you bring me some chocolate chip cookies?

$teven --- With raisins in them?

Ivy --- Yeah…. How did you…………….. (she pauses)

$teven --- I know you baby….. TRUST ME…………

(he looks up at her and smiles, and she smiles back…….. then she lays back onto the bed and snuggles in her covers….. Steven covers her the rest of the way up and along with the doctor they leave the room… they both get into the hallway)

DR. Rhodes /// It’s going to be okay Steve….. If she’s stable in the morning, you can take her home…. Be here tomorrow morning around 11am…..

$teven --- If it’s okay with you boss…. I’ll stick around outside the door….

DR. Rhodes /// Whatever you want kid…..

$teven --- Thanks guy…. I mean it….

(he shakes his hand, the doctor leaves and walks down the hallway…. Sterling and Brett just stand there as Steven goes over to a chair and sits down to collect his thoughts… just as his rear hits the chair, the elevator doors open up again…. Two maksed men, dressed in the unorthodox SECTION 8 gear come through the door….. instantly Steven and his inner circle jump to their feet ready for a fight… the masked men make no advances, they hold up their hands to show no aggression)

Masked Man #1 === Listen Kid Silver… We have no quarrel with you….. We come bearing gifts…. And that is all……….

$teven --- Sure maggot…. I’ve seen how you guys operate…… Dad, get in there with Ivy…. Right the hell now….. GO!

Masked Man #2 === Don’t you listen punk? He just told you we have no beef with you….

(the tension couldn’t be cut with a knife as Masked Man #1 holds out both of his hands…. In one hand is a stack of photos showing frame by frame how Nightshade escaped the cross that “Pit Bull” Sean Homes and the Sexy One strapped him to a couple of weeks ago…. And in the other is a plain ordinary jewelry box, marked with an 8-ball symbol on the top of it)

Masked Man #1 === Complements of your friends at Section 8…….. Enjoy! I know you’ll love it…..

Masked Man #2 === By the way…. We passed Carl Crapper in the lobby on the way up here…… We gave him a “masssive” weggie to by you some time before he quizzes the shit out of you…….

(Steven hands Brett the photos and begins to open the gift box…. Real slowly just in case this is another of those slimy “8”’s tricks….. Both Brett and Steven focus on the box….. Steven opens it and gets a giant shit eating grin on his face…….. he pulls a necklace out of the box……. )

$teven ---- Un-freaking-real man…. Guys…. Guys?

(the two masked men are gone……. Sterling comes out of the room)

Sterling --- What’s in the box son?

(Steven holds the necklace above his head……….. dangling at the end of the necklace is STITCH’s FANG with a hole drilled through it…….. Steven puts it over his head…… the elevator door opens again…. Yep --- It’s Carl Crapper, as advertised)

Brett /// Hey dude, how’s your balls taste?

Carl Crapper /// Guys… Section 8 is here…. I ran into them downstairs… Be alert!

$teven --- Thanks a lot Carl….. We’ll do that…. If we see them we’ll take care of them… SO… What brings you all the way back to Calgary? Does Diamond want yet another scoop slash update on my girl?

Carl Crapper /// No…. actually I’m just trying to beat Meadow and Veronica and get the leg up on Ivy’s status and stuff…. You know job renewals are coming up for us three…. I’m just wanting to prove that the GWL can’t do without the likes of me….. Job Security and such…..

$teven --- Okay, I can understand that….. Do me one small favor though…. I see you have your camera with you….. Wait until next week and I’ll promise you first dibs on the “Silver Scoop”…….. Let’s stick to GWL business right now okay?

Carl Crapper /// You promise me the first interview with Ivy?

$teven ---- Fine Carl……… I promise…. Can you set up pretty quick? I need to get back to the family you know…..

Carl Crapper /// Will do… I’m already ready to go…. All I have to do is hit play and we’re jamming…. I was trying to catch Section 8 causing mischief…..

$teven ---- Haven’t seen them dude, Sorry…….

Carl Crapper /// Okay how about this weeks matchup for you….. rather interesting if I say so myself…. It’s you and your Anarchy ’99 stablemates Brad and Ken against Mad Dog Murdock, Terminator-X, and Peach Hip Guy……. In an ever exciting Wheel Of Honor 6 man match….. Can I get your feelings about it?

$teven --- Sure can…. It’s a match… (he pauses)

Carl Crapper /// And????

$teven --- And that’s about all I can say about it…….. Everybody out there knows where my mind is right about now….. Nightshade, Draven, and the rest of the “Dawn of the Dead” are still walking around someplace aren’t they?

Carl Crapper /// Yeah I believe so…..

$teven --- So that’s a problem….. Until that garbage either packs their bags and gets the hell out of Dodge, or I force their asses out….. My preferred “dance card” is already spoken for….. But at this weeks Turmoil, I’ve been asked to switch gears for a moment…. This time it’s for my BOYZ in A-99…. We’re the force to be reckoned with in this place…. You know it…. The problem is that some of these pretenders haven’t figured it out yet….. Especially with the worst of them all…. The Ego-Maniacs of The Coalition….. So we get 2 of them…. Let’s call it Two and a Half with Serenity’s plaything Peach Pit on board for the match…..

Carl Crapper /// So what kind of plan do you have for the match?

$teven --- To WIN of course……. Think about it……. You got the SUPER STARR…. The CANADIAN KILLER…. And the SEXIEST MAN IN THE WHOLE DAMN FED…. Yours Truly…. Is there any reason in the world to doubt anything less than total domination? A game plan you ask? I’ll let a Wheel of Honor expert in Brad Starr tell me what the score is….. If I’m right we don’t even know what kind of match this is yet do we Carl?

Carl Crapper /// That’s the surprise element of it……

$teven --- We’ll then let’s just leave it at that right now………. A surprise…. Carl my friend….. I’m going to run for now……… I’ll catch you pretty soon…..

Carl Crapper /// So that’s it?

$teven ---- For now…… Another day my friend….. another day…. The shit stain on your forehead is too much for me to bear with right now…. DEAL WITH IT!

(Carl frantically rubs his head and checks his hands as the interview comes to an end and the picture fades to black)