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N'ialation
Our metal band. Charlie is lead singer. Levon plays bass. We kick ass.

Trisma
Our friends' hardcore band. They kick ass.

Slinger Rollerboarders
Our friend Allen's skate site. Allen eats babies.

Robot Frank
Fucked up diaries by a robot named Frank

TOOL
One of the most genius bands of all-time.

Jeg's
Cool place to look for car shit.

AutoTrader
Look for used or new cars and get Tech Specs.

Tard Blog
A weblog made by a real-life retard teacher about things her retards do.