10 Reasons the Ford Mustang Can Suck My Ass

10 Reasons the Ford Mustang Can Suck My Ass

10. Wow the front end of the new Mustang looks a whole hell of a lot like a BMW.

9. The 1964 1/2 of it is a hardcore looking chick car.

8. All those people with the 80's 5.0L suck. I mean sure its fast if you stick all that money into it, oh wait you can do that with any car.

7. How many mustangs were in the Fast and the Furious?

6. Here's an idea, in the mid-80's lets drop a four banger in it. That will just scream muscle car.

5. It's a ford.

4. The interior in the new Mustang looks like it was made out of fake leather hospital waiting room chairs.

3. If it's Ford's main muscle car, how come the biggest engine it came with was a 351?

2. I like the tail light idea of having them flash in an order from inside to out. Its almost like the Impala didn't do that 40 YEARS AGO.

1. The mid-80's Mustangs have a striking resemblance to a shoe box.

Ford drivers can now count to 10

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