OK so I was driving home from traffic school the other night . I was doing 70 and all of a sudden I see head lights behind me so I slow down cause they look like squad car lights. So I let him pass and it turns out to be a fucking minivan. I got passed buy a god damn minivan. I then did what any respectable motorist would do, I rammed his ass off the road. I continued driving home and then I see another set of lights. I was like oh shit a cop saw me kill that fag van driver. So I slow down to 65 and its another fucking mini van. This one flies by me and that is a direct challenge to race. So I floored it and just kick his ass because my car rules. So I make it to my exit and like I was throwing all the garbage out of my car cause I think its funny when the roads are all dirty and shit. And to my surprise a car pulls over from the other lane and fucking starts tailgating me. I pull out my 9mm from my glove box and start capping his bitch ass. He crashes and dies. You guessed it another mini van. I finally make it home after that. Then the other night I was practicing my drunk driving skills and I am about halfway home and I see a set of lights right on my ass. I am like oh shit a cop. So I roll my window down and eat some gum. I get to my road and turn off and I can see its another fucking mini van I swear these damn things are out to get me. So I am just going to mount a giant spike on my car and start killing assholes that drive mini vans. Its like are people really that big of pussies that they cant get a suv?