Am I the only logical person left on this planet? I say, we have some real idiots among us. You see these people everywhere. I’m talking about these candy-raver quasi-rebels who like to punch holes in themselves whenever they get a chance. They inspired this. Piercings are about as smart and purposeful as old people. Some piercings, such as ear and maybe belly button, actually look all right, but some shit is stupid. Eye brow, nipple, genital, tongue, nose, all are retarded.
People somehow think that they are rebelling with this shit. Against what? Desirability? Do you like looking like a fucking pincushion whore? Honestly, what is the point of piercings? Don’t rebel for the sake of being rebellious, or I’ll kick you in the throat for the sake of being sadistic, and that’s rebellious. What’s with these eyebrow and nose piercings? Shit, these people are so stupid looking. Did you ever ask them why they did it? You will never get a straight answer. They’ll say, “I like it!”, “Why do you care?”, “It feels good!”. They mutilate themselves and expect not to receive shit from me for it. Everyone receives shit from me. I like torturing old people, but if I torture old people because “I like it!” my ass is in jail, with most likely an ass raping or two. And dipshits, for your information; you could pierce yourselves with a totem pole, and I wouldn’t care about you. I do, however, care about pointing out stupidity and making people feel like shit, so put up with it. The other aforementioned quote came from some brain dead slut who had her nipples pierced. I was making fun of her about them. Her words to me were, “Whatever, they feel so good.” How about you pierce your brain while you’re at it, dumbass. Yeah, it feels so good, what could feel better than jamming a needle through your nipples, which are extremely sensitive seeing as how you’re a female, and pulling it out and shoving a bar in there that will catch on everything. Maybe you could stretch the gauge on it and strangle yourself with the hole. That might feel good, and it will look a lot less shitty.
Honestly, these people are wasting money on a stupid fad that is completely pointless, self-mutilating, and ugly. I am seriously considering opening a business that pierces people’s sex organs so they can’t reproduce idiots like themselves. It’ll make a million bucks. I love capitalizing off of other people’s stupidity.
Brain and birth prevention are the next big fad.