STAND is headed by a beast of a bitch by the name of Linda Dymond. She was our contact for the Battle of the Bands and she set it all up. We had to go to a meeting in hell, I mean, The Council (the top rung of the dumbfuck anti-drug ladder in West Bend). I casually walked in 5 minutes late with a nasty hangover and my band proceeded to make it hell for her making various comments about drugs and such. She was getting visibly pissed. She then told us that the battle was taking place in the Leinenkugel's tent at the fair. I asked her why that wasn't on the posters and she said they kept changing the name. She said first it was the Coke tent, then the Jack Daniels tent, now the Leine's tent. The mention of Jack Daniels brought a "hell yeah" from me and my guitarist (and a painful outcry from my stomach) but she pretended she didn't hear it. Our buddy Zack from the band Trisma asked if it was going to be Open Bar Night. Linda snapped back "No! And I think I'll be seeing you in one of my underage drinking classes." What the fuck you wench. Just because he drinks it instantly means he needs help and some stupid class to brainwash him? While at the fair, N'ialation gave an interview for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. The guy asked us our stance on drugs and when we told him he almost wet himself and started crying. At one point I said "We don't have a problem with drug use, that's what (real) musicians do, we don't carry that message in our songs but we don't mind it." Linda Beast happened to be standing behind me and said "You know this is a drug free show!" No shit bitch. I knew it was a drug free show and that's why my band brought water bottles full of vodka in our toolboxes that we drank before going on stage. But the point is, the guy was fucking asking me what I thought, not what you want me to think. Just because it's a drug free show I suddenly have to change my morals and beliefs so you look good in the newspaper? Fuck off bitch, get killed.
There is a group similar to this at Slinger High School called SADD. SADD stands for Students Against Destructive Decisions. Destructive decisions? I guess our school doesn't want us to grow up to be wrecking ball operators or demolitionists. This group is run by a beast called Krusty Kill-a-whore (who looks a lot like Krusty the Klown). The fat cunts that run these groups seem to always have a lot in common. They are all goofy looking anal-retentive bitches. Often during the school year SADD has what they call "Open Gyms" where students can come hang out and play grabass games and win shitty prizes like beach balls and bongs... er, wait, nix that last one (although it would be cool). It's meant to keep students from making a "destructive decision" on a Friday night. There are 3 kinds of people. Those that go to SADD open gyms and have fun singing bullshit pop songs for karaoke. Those that don't go to them and go out and party anyway because you are a major cock gobbler if you're at school on a Friday night. Then there are people like me and my friends. These type get all fucked up and then go to school. I've been to a SADD Open Gym high about 3 times, really drunk once, and on a lot of Ephedryn once. You may be wondering why we couldn't just get fucked up somewhere else and why we go to school while we are. There are a couple reasons. 1 - Because it defeats the purpose of the whole event which is keeping kids off drugs. This is the same reason that my band and Trisma got messed up before we played, because it was the opposite of what we were supposed to be doing. 2 - Munchies. SADD Open Gyms always have lots of free food. One time they brought in like 20 pizzas. They always have soda and chips and it's just fuckin stoner heaven. Without realizing it they attract stoned people with the lure of free food because that's one of the stoner holy grails - free munchies and soda. One time we were partying at a house which was about an 1/8th of a mile and a couple railroad tracks away from the school. We had no food in the house so we decided to walk up to the school and eat then go back and party some more. I one-upped them. While some people were watching a whale of a kid eat as many pieces of cake as he could consecutively, I stuck and entire bowl of Doritos under my shirt and made a getaway. We then had chips for the rest of the night until I spilled my beer in the bowl. Oh well.
Groups like STAND and SADD are no better than the so-called "bad people" like myself, if not worse. They put pressure on young people to be drug free because obviously it is the only way you will get your ass into a prestigious college and make something of yourself. They talk about reputations and how you don't want to be a "drop-out loser druggie". Once they poison the mind of their followers, uh I mean members, they get them to do their dirty work by telling fellow peers that they could be a great person too by joining a group that "takes action" and doesn't make "destructive descisions". The scary part is these brainwashed individuals will someday become a mega-bitch beast and start their own group for "good people". The cult is on the rise.
The only action I'm taking is the one-finger salute toward mega-bitch beasts and their bullshit groups