MORONS

YOU ARE A MORON. I don't need any more evidence of this so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

My Algebra II class 9th hour may have the greatest collection of morons ever assembled. Wait, actually it's just one dumbass girl that makes it seem like I'm surrounded by morons. You know, one of those stuck up, slutty, preppy, loud bitches that everyone wants to gun down with a MAC-10. She used to sit in the back corner but complained of being not able to read the board so she whored her way up to the seat next to me. And it was just so convenient that 2 of her dumbass bitch friends are by her now. So what happens every class? They talk all hour about the dumbest shit. Now the whole class knows how much of a whore this whore is. They were discussing out loud the sexual exploitations of the dumbass in question. It's apparently OK that she slept with this dude because they "are going to get back together". Slut. For 1, he's just using you for a piece and since he's in college he probly gets it all the time. For 2, I don't care to hear this. I know you're a stupid whore so dont discuss this in class. I would rather just do my fucking logrhythms than hear about your skanky ass. Another thing, she gets all happy and giggly when she gets a problem right when its the easiest problem on the board and a worm inside of my cat's intestines could have gotten it right. This exclamation of self worth usually goes something like this "Teehee, I got it." Shut up. Getting a simple algebra problem right doesnt make you not a moronic whore. Yet another thing is she talks all the fucking time and when the teacher politely asks her to be quiet she flips out and screeches "I wasnt talking! Your not yelling at anyone else!" There are 2 things wrong with this statement. 1.) She IS talking about whatever random diseases she has and 2.) No one else is talking. Her big mouth is generating enough sound to make it seem like the entire room is talking. This goes along with the moron theory. Dumb bitches piss me off. I want to shove a screwdriver down her throat and hit it with a hammer. Actually shes probly used to choking on long hard objects so that wouldnt work. I'll just bake her a cookie and lace it with cyanide. Yes, that would work.

Bitches with crabs think they know logrhythms.

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