My message that was replied to went like this:
Posted by: Charlie - August 12, 2003 (23:19) - 68.114.241.189
I got home from a hard day of delivering pizza and smoking cigars and the first thing I saw was a FUCKING SUPPORT OUR TROOPS SIGN!!! My parents have sold out and become the object of my hate by taping one of those damn signs to the wall. Last time I checked, the war was STILL over. The sign isn't even in public view, it's in a fucking hallway where no one but the people that live here and the occasional visitor will see how patriotic my parents are. Fuck.
The response from RACHEL, whom I will refer to as Cuntasaurus from now on, went like this:
Posted by: RACHEL (cindhers_angel@hotmail.com) - August 23, 2003 (1:49) - 66.187.45.178
WHO THE FUCK SAID THE WARS OVER. SURE AS FUCK NOT BUSH AND I KNOW DAMN SURE THE SOLDIERS STILL OVER THERE GETTING FUCKING KILLED ARENT SAYING THAT!!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOUR MUST BE UNDER 18 IF YOURE STILL LIVING UNDER YOUR PARENTS ROOF. SO THAT MEANS NEXT TIME YOU TALK STUPID ASS SHIT, THINK TO YOURSELF "IF THERES EVER A DRAFT, IM ON MY WAY" THAN WE'LL SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT SIGN HANGING IN YOUR PARENTS HALL, YOU NO GOOD PILE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!
Which was followed with a message she posted on the top of the board that went like this:
what kind of an american are you??
Posted by: Rachel - August 23, 2003 (1:44) - 66.187.45.178
I read the "Ten ways to Support our Troops" article thing and I would really like to talk to the fucking person who wrote that. I can't even begin to tell you how much you pissed me off! What the fuck are you thinking? My brother is in the 3rd Infantry Division, him and his comrads took over fucking Baghdad in a day and you know what he said when he FINALLY got to come home? He said those "Useless signs" made those guys come alive when he came home. Those signs tell the soldiers "we love and support all of you" They tell them that they have an entire country backing their asses up. So FUCK YOU and why dont you get off your high horse and THINK before you speak you no good, unintelligent, peice of shit!! You shouldnt even be allowed to call yourself an AMERICAN. Feel free to email me, I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOUR DUMBASS.
Anybody that hasn't read the column, you can read it HERE.
So then Hitler's Angel, I believe we seem to be at odds on the status of the war. When I say the war is over, I say it because your precious president Bush declared an outright victory during the May Day Celebration at the White House 3 1/2 months ago. There is still combat going on but the war is technically over. Perhaps you should realize these things before you run your mouth. Anything that occurs now is what we educated people call "rebuilding", you should look this word up, it isn't a synonym for "war" either. Your next assumption is that I must be under 18 because I live under my parent's roof. You would be correct but did it ever occur to you that people over the age of 18 are usually lazy-ass leeches that don't work and live in their parents basement with motives but no real motivation to get out. I aspire to get the hell out of here as soon as I can and I have a good plan in place to be able to do that. I don't see where classifying MY OPINION as mere "STUPID ASS SHIT" comes into play. Because after all, it is only an opinion which you CHOSE to read. It takes a computer, modem, and internet connection to navigate to this site and read my opinion, but it takes an extra-special brainwashed patriotic bitch like yourself to have such a hissy fit over it. They have medication for people like you, you can get it in pill form called Midol, or in liquid form, in which you should take 500 tablespoons of SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, tell your father to stop beating you with the Bitch Pole every morning, nobody likes you after that.
You seem to think that I will get drafted into the military. I beg to differ. This country is full of angry cunts like yourself who want to kick some terrorist ass so they join the military and we aren't even close to needing a draft. If Bushy starts World War 3 when I'm 18 (which is likely), then there may be a draft. How great is that? I can be forcibly put into uniform to go and fight for a cause I am wholly against. Excuse me for creaming my pants at the thought of that opportunity.
Your next message asked the question "what kind of an american are you??" I believe that I am a person who has citizenship in the United States that pays taxes because he has to and enjoys exercizing his First Amendment rights. What the hell more do you want from me? I do just as Allen and Levon do who also have written columns about how stupid America is. Why don't you waste your boiling bitchiness on them too? If I were to ask what kind of American you are, an appropriate response from you would be "I'm the kind that blindly supports anything the country wants without thinking about its impact on the world and if anyone disagrees, I have a major PMS overload and exercize my abilities to take it out on a random internet webmaster with a paragraph full of BITCH BITCH BITCH..." Let's look at an excerpt from my column, then an excerpt from your message:
Grand Master Bullshit: Now I'm not saying I want our troops to die, as my cousin 1st Lieutenant Solon McGill USMC is fighting in Iraq, but what are people's problems back in the States?
Cuntasaurus: What the fuck are you thinking? My brother is in the 3rd Infantry Division, him and his comrads took over fucking Baghdad in a day and you know what he said when he FINALLY got to come home? He said those "Useless signs" made those guys come alive when he came home.
Did I not show the same support for a family member no matter what the cause that you did? It's quite impressive that your brother was able to take over Baghdad in a day, with no props to the weeks of relentless bombing that the Air Force put on. Those guys don't matter, right? Now back to my point about those silly "useless signs". My point was that people here think they are so much better once they have one of those signs and that they don't do anything to help with the fighting because they are just stupid signs and in no way win a war that is already won. Your argument was that "those "Useless signs" made those guys come alive when he came home. If it made them "come alive", were they all dead when they were over there and needed a Support our Troops sign to recussitate them? So if the signs invigorate the troops AFTER they have been overseas, how the fuck does that help win the war? That's why I said we should send them one so they can see that bleeding anus patriots still care about them. Us kicking ass in Iraq had nothing whatsoever to do with support. Most of the world was against it. It had to do with us having better technology and a lot more money to send those million dollar missiles down the chimneys of Baghdad. You are just the physical form of the people that think they are so much better Americans because they support the troops when they really haven't done shit for them. Thank you for proving my point for me. If a tree falls in the woods, do we hear it? If my parents put a sign in the hallway of our house, does it help a troop? Fuck no. If a stuck-up wench has a problem with what I have to say, do I care? I'm gonna have to say no to that one.
Another excerpt from your message says "Those signs tell the soldiers 'we love and support all of you' They tell them that they have an entire country backing their asses up."
You can support but not love people you have never met. I think you should join the military as after hours entertainment, you could give all the Marines all the "love" you wanted then. Since you think that support goes out to every troop then that means you had all that mushy love and support for that towel-head that threw grenades into our soldiers' tents. He was ONE OF OUR soldiers, and you supported him. Way to support crooked insider terrorists, you incredible jackass. So how do these signs exactly say that the entire country supports them. If they did, that would be a flat-out lie. The entire country DOESN'T support them. I seem to remember one Saturday when the streets of 3 major cities were crammed with "no good unintelligent pieces of shit" like myself. Millions showed up for those rallies because we CAN. It's in our Constitutional Rights that were set up by the forefathers that think anal bitches like yourself were, in fact, not created equal.
I think you're right though, Cuntasaurus. I do need to get off my high horse (damn right, he's high as fuck). I need to get off my high horse and dropkick you straight into the Iraqi desert where the only thing hearing your endless display of stupidity is the sand. It probably cares more.
Major cunts have tried to touch me with their patriotic bullshit and have ended up in the desert