Guaranty?

Learn How to Spell, Guaranty Bank

I waltzed my way into the local Guaranty Bank the other day to cash my fat $100 paycheck. I was hit by the pungent stench of B.O. and stale coffee but it wasn't enough to deter me from getting my hard-earned greenbacks. After what seemed like an eternity of the old wrinkly lady at the counter having a conversation with the mother of 20 in front of me I finally got up to get my check cashed. This lady was slower than a snail lazily making its way through a lake of molasses. I began to grow impatient because of the nasty smell in the air, but I persevered. The lady only gave me $80 back but claimed it was $100 so I had to throw a small fit. I told her that she needed to learn how to count or go to a nursing home and retire or something and she got all offended and got the manager. While I was standing there preparing to rip into the manager, I noticed something curious. I finally noticed that Guaranty Bank is spelled with a "y" on the end and not the proper two "e's." The manager finally arrived. He was a bald dude that had a handlebar mustache and he weighed about 60 pounds. Real intimidating. He began to lecture me about something I could care less about, respect or somethign stupid like that. I countered with "Why should I listen to someone that manages a bank that can't even spell guarantee right?" He began to get all red in the face and I thought his pimple of a head was going to explode when finally I just reached over and took my other $20 and got out of there.

Fresh air never felt so good

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