One hell of a bass player and songwriter, but a face only a Mother could love
This trend came to my attention while listening to KLH's Dave and Carol. The facts they read said that 11,000+ 18 year old girls got implants last year, most of them paid for by the parents as a graduation present. This number was up from 8,000+ in 2002. I guess the question you ask yourself is changing from "I wonder if she has a boyfriend" to "I wonder if those are real". Who needs to go to college or drive a car when you have a mountainous chest to show off? Anybody will give you a job or give you a ride with those knockers. Now before people start posting messages about how queer I am on the message board for complaining about bigger breasts worldwide, I will say that I love titties as much as the next guy. They are fun to play with but too damn hard to find sometimes (ok, MOST of the time in my case).
But women, ask yourselves if this is what you really want. I hear enough complaining from women (go figure) about how all guys are assholes and treat women like sex objects; then you go and make it a lot easier for us by MAKING YOURSELF into one of those sex objects. What about those times when there's a young 18 year old with Double D's walking down the street at night. You might as well just put a "Rape Me" sign on your back and pretend to enjoy it when it happens. If it's that important to you then all you become is a pair of tits to everyone else and you'll continue to be used while nice guys like myself stand by and watch. It seems like women WANT to be treated like crap. I've seen it so many times where the peckerhead boyfriend treats the girl like a sewer rat and every time he does it she "falls in love with him a little more". While I do just the opposite and get told that I "have too much respect for women" and they "lost interest because it wasnt a challenge". Huh? Can somebody please explain this to me. It's like the Jews praising Hitler for their imprisonment and extermination, it doesn't make any sense. So excuse me for not having my cock wired directly to my brain and being able to think past all the superficial bullshit when finding a mate. I like girls that can add 2 + 2 without a calculator (assuming the moronic ones can figure out how to operate the calculator). Girls that don't have the personality of a common house plant that my cats pee in every day are a good find too. You can't buy a great personality so a genuine one is just great. But if I could find a girl with the brains, personality AND body, I would be eternally happy (I know, I'm starting to talk in Fairy Tales here). If I had that combination, I would have no need for my Jenna Jameson DVD, although it would be damn hard to part with.
Just like world hunger and pollution, I blame this epidemic on pop stars and reality TV. When young girls are seeing [Insert slutty 100 lb. singer with way too much makeup here] on TV and in magazines every day, they all want to look like them. This trend didn't start in the 70's because what we call "classic rock" now was the mainstream music and people like Pink Floyd bassist Roger Waters were the ones you saw every day. No one wants to look like Roger Waters:
Obviously if looking seductive works for pop stars, it can work for anyone. Forget brains, talent, how to breathe, the number for 911, all that unnecessary shit and focus on looking beautiful so people will like you. Then reality shows like Extreme Makeover and The Swan come along and glorify plastic surgery for entertainment purposes. Of course girls are going to want to do this shit when society glorifies it and essentially encourages it. Everyone could have listened to me and learned how to make reality TV better but they didn't and this is the end result. Parents bitch and moan about the lyrics in songs and the violence on TV when it's all of this fashion bullshit that's really ruining our values. A mere 80 years ago women wore blouses and long skirts to the beach and were shunned if they showed so much as an ankle. It had been like that for women in most societies throughout history (other than prostitutes but they don't count because it's work related). But in the past 80 years that's all disappeared faster than the Baha Men. Now tell me parents, what has caused all of this? Don't tell me it's because Eminem says "fuck" and "bitch" a lot unless you want to make an ass of yourself.
The real victims of this trend are the simple-minded men that the women manipulate. There are a lot of men out there who will do just about anything for a busty girl (and I pity them). This is why the seductive look brings success and no other attributes are needed. I've seen (and made fun of) guys who bought a CD because the chick was hot. That's a reason to buy a Playboy, not a CD you fool. You can't even see the chick when you're listening to the CD anyway. These things happen because with just a pushing out of the chest and a sweet voice, a woman could probably get a man to castrate himself with his own teeth if she really wanted to. Then the woman ends up as part of upper management making thousands more than she can count; which fucks everything up but that's ok, she's hot. That's like me hiring Maddox to slap the shit out of me every day because he's such a badass writer (which might be pretty cool, actually). These girls know they have guys around their finger so they get them whipped and try to change everything about the guy. This shaping and changing of the guy is very painful to watch, but in the end it's their fault for not having any sense of self-consciousness.
In an act committed by most couples that get married now, these fake-breasted bimbos don't think about the future. You had better find the number for a good chiropractor because your spine is going to turn into pudding when you hit 40. Those titties are equivalent to walking around with a small bear cub strapped to your chest (without all the claw marks and angry mother bear ready to rip your head off). Then think about how good those bags of silicone are going to look when you hit age 65. Little kids will be able to use your tits for batting practice. Once they hit them with the bat, they will just swing right back down. Who needs a stupid cheap thing that you tie to a pole when you can knock around grandma's knockers for a couple hours? The same goes for you people with 20 tattoos and a piercing in every oriface possible. When time catches up with you, you'll be a big wrinkly pile of colorful ink and assorted metal objects. Your appearance will be similar to the scene of a head-on collision between 2 vans full of circus clowns, and that ain't pretty.
A lot of the girls that are getting these surgeries are using the old "self confidence" excuse for their reasoning. I can see that to a point but whatever happened to being happy with who you are? You are who you are and there's only one of you (and besides, if you put out enough, your cup size won't matter to most). You can gain self-confidence by accomplishing worthwhile things too; and in my book, sitting in front of the mirror stuffing your bra is not worthwhile so why get expensive surgery to do the same? I for one realize that at no point in my life will I look intimidating. I would be more self-confident if I did, but short of getting badass steel bionic arms it's not going to happen. So I just accept the fact that that's how I am, and if anyone thinks less of me because of it they aren't worth knowing anyway.
Jax from Mortal Kombat would cower away from me and my bionic arms