Feminists Raid the Super Bowl!

What the Fuck Has the Super Bowl Come to?!?

I was watching the Super Bowl on Sunday and my Bucs were kicking ass.(sorry Levon) It was 20-3 at halftime. Ah yes, the dreaded halftime show. Year after year the Super Bowl planning committee gets some bullshit pop star or something to play at halftime when 85% of everybody could care less. This year, however, had a certain significance. And not of the good kind. This year's lineup featured Shania Twain, No Doubt, and Sting. So basically 3 chicks headlining. Shania Twain came out dressed like a New York City Crack Whore (quite interesting considered she's a "country singer"). She sang some stupid song and then sang "Feel Like a Woman". I made note of this but didnt make much of it. Then No Doubt came out and proceded to play "Just a Girl". HOLD THE FUCK ON. I'm not watching the Lifetime Network Vaginal Dryness Awareness Telethon. This is the god damn super bowl. Football. Manliest of all manly sports. Guys killing each other for entertainment. And what do we have at halftime??? Bitches singing songs about being a bitch! Why?!? It doesnt get any lower than this. Oh yeah it does, Sting played too. He's quite feminine too. He can die. The Super Bowl shouldnt even have a half time anymore. It's a disgrace to men everywhere. Until they get leather clad headbangers like Metallica playing I'm not going to watch the Super Bowl anymore. It's just a crime against Manliness around the world.

Bitches with vaginal dryness now watch the Super Bowl

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