Proven fact: Some girls don't wear underwear. Why? I have no fuckin clue. But that is their business. I have just one objection to it. I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS CRACK. Where along the line did chicks think that the whole plumber stereotype would attract men? Ass cracks are disgusting, nothing good comes out of them. If you choose not to wear underwear, keep your ass in your fucking pants. Do not wear "hip huggers" if you choose not to wear underwear. They are a deadly combination and only draw unwanted attention to your ass. There is a chick in my Chemistry class that has no less than an inch of her ass crack hanging out everyday. People have pointed this out and she gets embarassed but everyday it is still staring me in the face like the crusty Grand fucking Canyon. Some day I'm going to drop a pencil or a test tube or something down it. Then maybe she will get the hint and people will call her pencil ass or ass tube or something cool. It is especially disgusting when fat chicks do this. (The girl in chemistry is a little on the plump side). As if by some miracle anyone found your disgusting fat body attractive, well, I dont even know the point of that statement but fat people especially should not have their crack exposed. Its just wrong. Women in the Middle East get dragged from donkey carts for doing shit like that. Which brings me to my next point, when will they legalize donkey cart dragging in this country? Its long overdue for all the dipshits we see everyday. Did someone cut you off on the freeway? No problem, chase him down and drag his ass behind a donkey cart. Problem Solved. Fuckin shit, why do chicks think we want to see their crack? I dont think there is porn out there that is titled "Hot Ass Crack Straight From College". Wait, there probably is. There are some fucked up perverts out there.
The Crusty Grand Canyon is the least visited tourist attraction in America