Name:
David Goreki
E-mail:
dave_cave@bscentral.net
Location: Tuskaloosa, Alabama
Birthday: 12 July, 1979
Bio: Hi guys. I'm Dave (short for David, stupid). I started this blog as a way to tell the world about stuff that happens to me. I call it the Dave Cave because that's what I named my Grandma's basement where I live in Tuskaloosa, Alabama. Grandma doesn't seem to realize how cool the Dave Cave is, she always hits me with a rolling pin when I call it that. But I don't care what she thinks, because I'm SO out of here in like 2 months. Then she can find somebody else to show off to her girlfriends. I'm 26 and they're like... 80 or something, that is slightly out of my range.
I work at a company called PetSoft. We specialize in software that teaches animals how to negotiate hostage situations. Sometimes when I'm feeling dangerous I write in my blog at work. I've been there 5 years and they've never given me a raise. I think they're holding off all the raises to give me one giant raise that I TOTALLY deserve. I'm the best programmer there, they just can't see my aura of AWESOME. If I was lead developer, we'd have squirrels talking the United States out of holding Iraq hostage by now.
If you think you have something important enough to say to me, hit me up with an e-mail at dave_cave@bscentral.net. I might reply back to you if I don't have something way better to do. Oh yeah, and don't forget to stamp it retard.
Interests:
- World of Warcraft
- Everquest
- Pizza with pineapple on it
Magic: The Gathering
- You shutting up
- The Dave Cave
- Grandma shutting up
- Blogging
- Anime
- Not caring what you think
Blog Created: Wednesday, 8 March 2006
Last Updated: Saturday, 31 March 2012 - 1:01 AM EDT
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