Post from the future
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: futuristic false derteny
Topic: future soulful soul talks
*CAUSHUN, MESSEGE FROM THE FYUTURE*

THIS IS BUTTER FROM THE FUTURE11!1 i CAM BACK TO SAY THAT FALSE DESTANY IS HUGE IN THE FUTCHURE. IT STILL ONLY HAS TWO MEMBER {KEVIN AND ME BUT WE A FOLLOING NOW!!!!!!! A WHYLE BACK I PORED GAS ON MY BODY AND LIT ON FIRE AT A SHOW. IT WAS SO COOL, EVRYBODY THOUGHT IT ROCKED BALLS TO SEE SOMEBODY CROKE ON FIRE THOUGH IT REALLY BURNED MY SKIN. THATS HOW WE GOT OWR FOLLOING. THIS DOCTOR COMES TO ALL OUR SHOS TO MAKE SURE THAT I DON'T LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE. ITS A GOOD THING I STUK WITH CROKING. KEVIN AND ME ARE LIVIN THE DREAM OF NOT EATING, JUST LICK FAMOUS PEPLE.

CROK ON 2012!

FAWLS DESTENE
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: ladder to heven by alen jaxun
Topic: CROAK LICK A FROG
I was jamming yesterday an I croked out this todally hevy song, but it’s like, so trippy that I want to cut my dad’s balls off and eat them with chopstix. You ever get that feeeling?

anyways the song starts out with a reel hevy bass rif (lick duh DUH duh duh duh duh DUH duh duh duh) then I start croakin reel hevy
these are the wurds

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
Forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
I touch myself

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
Get down on my knees and do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I don't want anybody else

I'm the one who makes you come runnin
Gets you comin all the time
When I'm around, you're always beggin
I wanna make you mine

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
Forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I don't want anybody else

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
I touch myself


I croak that shit and it is so hevey! We played that a the hartfurd ymca and they totally shut us down! Actually, we didn’t even have to play it. We said that we were going to play ity and they said no.

FASLE DESTANY SHOWED THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. CROAKE ON!!!!!!

Beware...
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: wild world by cat stevens

This was on the cover of false destanys furst cd! It's me! Keving said this was the most badass picture a hardcore croaker could have. I totally think it makes my ass loock fat.

Yesterday I was pondering the possibility that the spirit is really just a manifestation of electronic currents polarized by magnetic fields of natural LSD in your brain, but then I realized that I'm a total moron and I have no fucking clue what im taking about. I quote stephen hawking so that people think i'm deep. then im a deep croaker, and that is so cool. Anyways...vote for Paco.

Beware...
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: wild world by cat stevens
Topic: who cares

like you even no
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: FALSE DESTANY
Topic: FALSE DESTANY
HI! MY NAME IS BUTTER. Well, that’s not my real name. My real name is Jeanetta. I’m in a heavy-metel band. I know I am a girl, but I can croak in the best doom-death-punk-ska metel band that your ever heard. I’m an exclusive singer. I croak like a frog, its hevy as 2 tons of anything! False Destany is my band. We have owr own janre, doom death punk ska metel. We kick ass. Butter is my stage name. It’s short for evrything looks good butter face. I don’t know why my dad gave me that nickname.

I have a boyfriend he plays bass in False Destany. He is the ultra heavy studly bass-player. Here is a picture of him from when he was a baby, so badical.