Lifest 2004 (Submitted on 3/9/05 by Allen and Charlie)
The Coolest Thing to Put Your Hand Through Since the Blender (Submitted on 5/2/05 by Allen)
The Dumbasses Have Spoken (Submitted on 11/05/04 by Charlie)
Circumcision is Bullshit (Submitted on 10/30/04 by Allen)
Subway Still Sucks (Submitted on 10/19/04 by Charlie)
My Very Own Episode of "Family Guy" (Submitted on 9/21/04 by Charlie)
The International Society of Poets Con-Artists (Submitted on 8/15/04 by Charlie)
The Lost Chronicles of Allen (Submitted on 7/21/04 by Allen)
I'm Glad Your Parents Are Proud Enough to Buy You Big Floppy Tits (Submitted on 6/17/04 by Charlie)
Authoritarian Dictatorships Are the Wave of the Future (Submitted on 6/07/04 by Allen)
Geriatric Lovemaking + Keanu Reeves = Bad Movie (Submitted on 5/11/04 by Charlie)
Top 10 Reasons to Not Re-Elect George W. Bush (Submitted on 4/22/04 by Charlie)
One Way to Have No Argument (Submitted on 4/18/04 by Allen)
Shitty Commercials are Everywhere (Submitted on 3/27/04 by Allen)
Global Warming Rules (Submitted on 2/29/04 by Charlie)
Pseudo-Intellectual Poets Bring Tears (of Boredom) to my Eyes (Submitted on 2/15/04 by Charlie)
Chronicles of Stupid Hags Vol. 3 (Submitted on 2/4/04 by Allen)
"Pack" the Divine Intervention Up Your Ass (Submitted on 1/22/04 by Charlie)
What Would Jesus Do? He Wouldn't be a Bitch (Submitted on 1/22/04 by Allen)
Personalized License Plates Don't Give You Personality (Submitted on 1/11/04 by Allen)
The Column SHS Administration Didn't Want You to Read (Submitted on 1/11/04 by Charlie)