Posted by: Megan - November 14, 2003 (2:01 p.m.) - 172.148.178.88

Yes like you even know about Cancer patients three of my grandparents have or had cancer and they can do everything on their own so u should shut the fuck up you never even probably knew or have known anyone with cancer so u need to stop talking about shit you dont know anything at all about.. so i think youre one of the stupidest people i have ever seen write something in the many of them ive seen write.. so go fuck ur self and i hope u rot in hell.

*Is it just me, or have dumbasses been knocking the doors down just to bother me lately? This dumb bitch is trying to babble something about my cancer column. It came originally from the message board.

I must say, Megan, you really make a good case for a legitimate debater when you post your brain-deadening message at 2:00 on a Friday afternoon. Maybe you should use your time more wisely by learning how to punctuate properly, or maybe finding a fucking day job. If I was a ninja you would have been killed in an ambush for not having a life, motherfucker. Just like that. I'd choke slam you onto a table saw with ninja stealth style.

In the beginning of your message you take a stab at me, saying that I don't know anything about cancer, or anyone affected by it. Why don't you just kill yourself now? News flash, moron, my grandma, 3 uncles, 1 aunt, and an old friend of mine all have cancer. Maybe you shouldn't be such a vapid bitch who only believes what she thinks might be helpful in making a point (but really is quite wrong). Yet you say I'm the one that needs to stop talking about shit I don't know anything about at all. Well, at least your hypocrisies are easy to read. The fact that you really know nothing at all pretty much shows how much sense your argument makes on the whole. Talking out of your ass doesn't help your case much, either. P.S. I love the way you give me a choice between "knew" and "have known" (as opposed to know and have known) because that really makes a difference in the context of the sentence, dipshit. Especially since you conclude that I don't know anything at all about cancer because I PROBABLY don't know anyone with cancer. Nice deduction skills Matlock. Looks like someone is just looking for an excuse to be a stupid bitch.

I don't give a rat's ass that your grandparents can do everything on their own. Abilities had nothing to do with the original column in the first place. They're still sucking Medicare out of my paycheck and not doing anything to deserve it, except being feeble and old. I hope your grandparents suddenly get in a car accident and die, there's no reason for them to survive as the parasites they are now anyways. Judging by how much of a moron you are, they were probably brother and sister anyways. Now it's time for the first ever BS Central Giveaway, where I will give 10 pesos to the person who films Megan's cancerous grandparents dying in a car accident and shows it to me. Winners will be posted on this site along with the video clip and will be rewarded their 10 pesos. Good luck on that.

You know, it seems that internet lingo and language shortcuts are everywhere, so I normally don't make a big deal about them, but this is just fucking ridiculous. Half of the time this twat refers to me as "u", and the rest as "you". If you're going to type like a moron and use "u" instead of typing two more letters and saving my sanity, at least be consistent in that. I've unfortunately met some morons who were lazy enough to use "u" in the first place, but the stupidity needed in switching the two just blows my mind.

I'm going to restate your second to last sentence. You say something to me along the lines of "so i think youre one of the stupidest people i have ever seen write something in the many of them ive seen write." What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It sounds like a last ditch effort to sound like your "smart" and "witty", but in the end you're just stupid. Apparently, someone put the idea in your head that you've actually seen me write, or seen the letters appear on your screen as I type them on mine. I'd hope I was enough of a philanthropist to put up with even the slightest bit of nonsense, however the sheer volume of nothingness you just said there makes me want to rip your fucking head off. If you would have simply said, "I think you're one of the stupidest people I've ever read in the many people I've read." I probably wouldn't have felt so compelled to write this. That is the weakest attempt anyone has ever made at criticizing me. Your not-so-expert opinion on my writing is quite possibly more pathetic than your grammar.

You know, I guess I'd just be better off taking your advice and fucking myself. Of course, I should be the one to fuck myself instead of the stupid bitch (that'd be you) who can't type and wastes her time gabbing about some article no one gives a shit about in the first place. It's better than that same dumbass fucking someone else and breeding more brain dead children. But you should really be proud of yourself, Megan. What a great satirist it takes to remain completely oblivious to the fact that my whole column about cancer patients nothing more than a way for me to laugh at at the end of a long day. Congratulations, Megan, you've now been immortalized as an internet buffoon. I seriously hope your grandparents die.

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