It seems that articles pop up all over this site about dislike for the US, or any given attribute it may be symbolic of. This all started with Levon’s U S of Gay article. I can honestly say that America is one of the biggest piles of bullshit EVER! The founders of this country started out with a good idea, but these pussy bitches blew things way out of proportion. What it really comes down to is that America is filled with pussies that have nothing good to do so they choose some kind of trivial concern to fill (waste) their lives with.
When I say bullshit, I mean it. Look at our most simple forms of government, look at taxes. Why do we pay the government to pay for us to go to school? That’s bullshit. How about we just make every school private? Then people without children don’t have to pay for someone else’s retarded kids to flunk their classes and waste their time. It would also eliminate learning stupid, pointless things like literature classes. If you’re too poor to pay for your child to go to school, then boo hoo, you fucked up, and you lose, none of this welfare bullshit. I say we just have polls on roads and eliminate these taxes to rebuild roads. You pay a tax on a road you use, that way people don’t pay for shit they don’t use. We should really only pay taxes to salaries of most government officials, police/fire departments, and other things that are unpredictable like that. Really. And If you can’t pay for these things on your own without taxes to fall back on, too fucking bad. People need some tough love. Here’s my new motto, if you’re useless, your kids don’t eat. That simple, things don’t just happen for any reason, or lack thereof. You screwed the pooch in life, now pay the piper. Even more, why do we need insurance? I’d love to know the retard that thought that one up. Wait, let me rephrase that, I’d love to kill the retard that thought that one up. The sole purpose they exist is to make money. Insurance does what a savings account could do, only less efficiently. How about instead of paying outrageous fees to insurance companies, we all just save a little money each check and pay ourselves out when shit happens. And, again, if you can’t afford it, too bad. I’ll be damned if that method is ever employed, though. It’s too good, and people are skeptical of things that make sense.
It’s bad how dumb people are. This is a society that tries to promote “being yourself” and “not having an image.” That is obviously flawed advice. Let’s get something straight; most of the people who say this are hardcore pseudo-rebels who have a serious Jimmy Dean complex. Simply stated, these people try to create an image for themselves simply by being anti-image. It happens. If you didn’t want to have an image, you’d keep your mouth shut and mind your own business instead of pushing your shit on millions of mindless drones that don’t know an image from a slap in the face. And usually, the people who tell you to be yourself are some wise, independent being who has the integrity to not read Nietzsche’s writings word by word to have an opinion, right? Wait, there I go making shit up again. I hate to toot my own horn, but to people with more than half a brain, my thoughts are respected. This generates “deep thinking” morons who think they are the next Plato. (Note: Some of the people this attracts are actually intelligent.) These are the people who bug you all day with their painstakingly obvious views on God. These are the people who talk about how they, often during a time of intoxication, figured it all out. By “all” they mean the questions of existence, or the universe. Here’s a thought, how can you “figure it all out” if you don’t know it all, especially when you’re high? That would be the logical way to go about, right? So why put on the front? I think it’s because you’re really not deep thinking or wise at all, you’re starved for attention. So please, people, don’t waste my time. Writing this reminds me of people who tell me to act my age. Here’s a better idea, think before you talk out of your ass. Let’s say as I grow in age, I also do in wisdom and intelligence, why do I have to always act like it, especially in times when it is not necessary for me to? I think of growth like a ladder; that is that you can be at any step either at or below what you’ve achieved. You should act however you see fit, and just because you’re capable of something doesn’t mean that you always have to “act your age.”
I think it is completely sad that America is filled with these pussies. Everyone is so hell bent on being tolerant and un-offensive that they threw common sense to the wind and became the pussies that they are today. Really, listen, NO ONE IS HURT BY THE WORD GOD IN THE PLEDGE OF ALLIEGENCE OR ANYWHERE AT ALL. Really, as if someone is seriously affecting you by talking about God, even though he doesn’t exist. Don’t listen then. And what does it matter, anyway? It’s not hurting you, so shut up, until they get pushy. Our world is all too tolerant. I’m supposed to give people their full rights even thought they’re homosexual? They have the right to be gay, so why should we serve them in coffee shops? Do I get special privileges for being straight? Hell no, but I don’t cry about it. Why would you even want to be gay? The whole reason of having sex (biologically) is to have children. That’s why it’s pleasurable, because the reason of living is to have as many offspring as possible, and sex does that. So if it’s impossible to do that, why do people still insist on being gay? You can get the same feeling from a woman, or your hand. I say if they get the right to be gay, we can take other rights away. They’ll say, “I’m gay, but I’m a person, too!” So what? Since when does being a person make you as deserving as the next guy? How do you figure that? People have that kind of thought, but it’s bullshit. Look at a lot of women. I remember in American Studies when we were having our fake presidential election, the vice president of our opposition was a woman. Her opening statement during her debate was how all the girls should vote for her because she is also a female. Then she talked about how she would guarantee equality for women. If she really wanted to be treated equally, then she shouldn’t milk the fact that she’s a woman and try to pity her way into winning. But no matter, she lost anyway. Really, if a woman can do anything a man can do, fine, that’s fair enough to me. But then why do they complain when you don’t hold the door for them? Equal rights, equal treatment. I think that could easily work. Some women, however, are cool. They understand the paradox and that they can’t have both.
You know America has lost their collective shit when you listen to the radio. All these shitty bands with no talent or idea of how to mesh talent to make a good song pollute the airways constantly. Instead, we get whiny bitches that can’t play instruments exploiting my sanity. Take Staind for example. I could sum this up in 2 words: shut up. Like I care if you’re parents got a divorce. You’re no different from me or anyone else in the same position. Cry some more. Actually, just keep quiet. They have lyrics about how they were fucked over by life. I will translate every song Staind ever wrote into this sentence: You never got me that pony! That’s what it sounds like to me. Also, look at Hatebreed, a band so profoundly stupid that I would honestly rather listen to the sounds of someone raping a cat, there at least might be a speck of originality. They can’t go one song without the word vengeance, it seems. In summation, their lyrics are about as hardcore as a 5 year old’s scribbles in church class. They have some macho, wanna be prophet attitude, and suck at playing instruments and have 1:30 second songs that are about as enjoyable to listen to as hitting yourself in the head with a brick. That’s what gets me; these people are actually listened to, and respected in the mart of radio commerce. Instead of putting bands with originality and talent on the radio (see NILE) they play these jackasses. And people wonder why I’m so bitter.
There are a million other things I could write about. I’ll save those for another article. I hate America. People with American pride should be shot. No, that’s too quick of a death. They should be blended, in a blender, very slowly so that they can experience what it feels like to have to put up with this bullshit daily. I don’t even know what’s sadder; the fact that this bullshit exists or the fact that people aren’t even aware of it because they’ve dealt with it since the day they were born. I hate it. I hate America. When I get the money, I’m moving to a different, less bullshit country. Plain simple, that’s what it is, bullshit. BULLSHIT! And what a better site to put this on than Bullshit Central; the place where all the bullshit is exposed for how stupid it really is.
Going crazy.