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10/12/06 - This is it. The moment the 5 people who still visit this site have been waiting 415 days for... CHARLIE DOES CANADA. It's done and it's ready to rock your colon clean. Read it below.

Maddox Quote of the Day: I've been getting a lot of email lately from people sending me this stupid 9/11 conspiracy video called "Loose Change." I've tried to ignore it for months now, but you morons keep forwarding it to me, and I keep having to add more email addresses to my spam filter. The ironic part is that I'm a huge conspiracy nut, and even I can't stomach this bullshit. For example, I believe that there is a small, reptile-like creature called Chupacabra that sucks the blood of goats in Mexico. Area 51? Hell yes. Roswell? Pass me the Kool-Aid. But "Loose Change" elevates bullshit to an artform. Watching this video is like being bukakked with stupid.


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New Bullshit Columns:

Charlie Does Canada (Submitted on 10/12/06 by Charlie)

Bullshit Tales from the Road (Submitted on 3/20/06 by Allen)

Gay Marriage: The Saga Continues (Submitted on 2/26/06 by Allen)

Women Should Have No Say In Show Business (Submitted on 12/14/05 by Allen)

Tired of Getting Raped by Car Insurance Companies? (Submitted on 11/23/05 by Charlie)

Mandatory Minimum Sentencing and Other Bullshit Found in Fascist Societies (Submitted on 8/31/05 by Allen)

Save the Music (From Corporate Dipshits) (Submitted on 7/31/05 by Charlie)

Maddox Wrote a Star Wars Column Before I Could (Submitted on 6/9/05 by Charlie)

Affirmative Action Gets Owned (Submitted on 5/17/05 by Charlie)

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