internet emoticon

USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS EMOTICON MEANING
:) = Happy person
:( = Sad person
:-) = Happy person with a nose
:-( = Sad person with a nose
:---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
:(.)( = Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose
:-D = Person laughing
:-D* = Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
:-| = Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
>8-O-(&) =Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
;-) = Person winking
.-) =Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:V:-| = Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head
~oE]:-| = Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays