Reparation Holidays
Every 14th of Feb. guys feel left out. There's no special holiday for
the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Which
is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially
"Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of
the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. Spread the word.