I would love to beat the face of any mother fucker thats thinkin they can change me White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold and if you're wantin a piece of me i broke the mother fuckin mold

stuff about me Alex

• girls cant resist me
• they wanna see my goods all the time
• i ride bikes
• i play guitar
• i love sushi
• love romantic walks to the convient store
• i only own 1 shoe
• like to get talked dirty to by a homeless man with no teeth
• i take a shower every sunday....(j/k)

hey my name is alex, i like to ride bikes, play the guitar, i have uncontrollable fantasies about every girl i meet, i have 3 testicles, i climb palm trees for coconuts, i lack social skills, i get wedgies everyday from bullies they steal my twinkies and lunch money, my nieghbor looks at my no no parts while i sleep,