"With great power comes great responsibilty"-Spiderman
"No day but today"-Rent
"There is great beauty in death when it's embraced by life"-Charles T. Smith III
"If you lie to others...you only fool yourself"-Christy Warner
"Surely it's ok to use my heart and not my eyes"-Hoobastank
"If you wanna make the world a better place take a look at yourself, and then make the change."-Micheal Jackson
"If I turn my back I'm defenseless, and to go blindly seems senseless. If I hide my pride and let it all go on then they'll take from me till everything is gone. If I let them go I'll be outdone, but if I try to catch them I'll be outrun. If I'm killed by the questions like a cancer. Then I'll be buried in the silence of the answer"-Linkin Park
"To the world you may be just one person...to one person you may be the world"-Christy Warner
"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Ozsbourne
"Don’t be afraid to grow in your own light instead of someone else’s shadow."-Charles T. Smith III
"Don't let your life wait for other people"-Christy Warner
"Escalators don't break they turn itno stairs."-Ryan Shearer
"Live fast die pretty."-Christina Greer
"Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired."-Mark Twain
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will always teach me."-HBO Poetry Show
"Dude...stay on the bike"-Ben Dubit
The Unsolved Mysteries in Life: Mine at Least
Where do hamsters come from?
Why is it British people don't have accents when they sing?
Can a hearse driver with a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
What do you call someone who can't taste? ( You have def people and blind people.)
Are there female leprechauns?
Is it possible for a solar car to travel faster than the speed of light?
What do you say when someone says your in denial, but your not?
Why do people say heads up instead of just duck?
Why is it in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers they always had to loose before they turned into the big thingy? Why didn't they just turn into the big thingy and step on the bad guy??
Why is it in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers they never just blew up the moon when they knew the bad guys where there? ("Whould ya miss it?")?
Do birds pee?
How can you tell a boy turtle from a girl turtle?
How do you throw away an old garbage can?
Do diffrent color M&M's taste diffrent?
Why do they have brail in the drive through at the bank?
Why do people make adds that say "Have trouble reading call for help"?
Who the hell thought of self help books? If you can help yourself you wouldn't need the dam book!
Why does bottled water have an experation date?(What could they possibly put in there to make something in an air tight container go bad?)
If Jimie cracked corn and no one cares why did they make a song about it?
If we see little birdies when we get knocked out. What do the birds see?
If people turn blue when you choke them what color do smurfs turn when you strangle them?